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Checking In On The Obamas Six Months After The Goodbye

It’s been six very long months since we watched Our President wave goodbye and fly off into the sky on Marine One one last time. 1,917 more words


Obama Girls In Tears As Fed Marshals Seize Their Taxpayer-Funded Party Yacht [video]

(satirical fiction)  Sasha and Malia Obama, best known for being the daughters of the most corrupt president in American history and twerking and smoking drugs at rap concerts like little thugs, had a rude awakening last weekend when federal marshals seized the yacht the girls have been partying on with their friends for the last several weeks. 406 more words


Malia Obama celebrates 19th birthday in the Hamptons

Malia Obama celebrated her 19th birthday at Surf Lodge in Montauk this past weekend.

The former first daughter, who was born on July Fourth, was spotted at the hot spot, celebrating with six or seven friends at 10 o’clock. 54 more words


GET THE LOOK: Malia Obama Knows The Code To Comfortable Style

There is nothing more comfortable than throwing on your favorite t-shirt with a pair of jeans – especially if you can make it fashionable. That was definitely the case when former First Daughter… 148 more words

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July Fourth Smack Talk, An Attack On Blue, "Lift You Higher And Higher..." *Open Thread*

The Fourth of July has come and gone, the celebration of which was marred by a few troubling events. Two of the events involve comments or statements made that put America down, and one involved intentional violence that took a Blue Life that Mattered in New York City, tragically. 1,085 more words

Summer Memes Make Me Feel Fine: Nothing But Respect For MY President

I hope you had a fun 4th of July!

Or, barring that, a weird-feeling 4th of July where you simultaneously love your country and are proud of it, but also hate things your country has done and are ashamed of some of its darker chapters! 810 more words


The Internet Changes Independence Day To Malia Obama Day

Malia Obama, eldest daughter of Barack and Michelle Obama, shares her birthday with America, or does she? While July 4th has normally been reserved for Independence Day and to celebrate America’s freedom, since many were not (and still not) free, the Internet decided to celebrate Malia Obama. 248 more words