It often occurs to me as a twenty-year-old in Tory Britain that becoming Mark from Peep Show is an unavoidable reality. My period as a youthful idealist seems overshadowed by an impending image of my self-loathing future self, reciting the quote “It’s only the miracle of consumer capitalism that means you’re not lying in your own shit, dying at 43 with rotten teeth” over and over again, whilst swanning around the offices of the 880 more words
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I thought I had to be cold to be cool
P.S: Apologies for the amount of times the word ‘cool’ is used in here.
When I was preparing to become a fresher last year, and buying things like baby wipes and stationary, I was also practising my screw face and trying to deepen my voice. 1,098 more words