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Smorgasbord Time for Some Laffs - Marriage, Smith and Wesson and Granny and the Christmas Cake

Tina Frisco has kindly contributed today’s laffs and they are up to her usual standard.. More about Tina and her books a little later.. I do recommend you check them out. 339 more words

Humour

Modeled On Confusion

The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for 
our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”

My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. 11 more words

Funny

Humor - How not to describe your wife!

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” 13 more words

Funny Or Not

Humor Monologue delivered at Toastmasters meeting – November 30, 2016

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We’ll tell you what was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was presented. 685 more words

Humor

Bill and Marla

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. 84 more words

Joke

Divorced virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” … 130 more words

Joke