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Megan's secret

Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. “But”, added Megan,
before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my
past life.” 181 more words


Watch out!

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. 65 more words

Clean Jokes

Marriage (Part I)

Marriage (Part I)
Macho man married good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid
down the following rules:

‘I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time… 99 more words


Girls' night out

Two women friends had gone for a girls’ night out.

Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. 177 more words


The Drunk Driver And The Cop

A guy who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.   97 more words

Clean Jokes

> When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, “I’ve put a box
> under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” 308 more words


men's toiletries

Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drugstore looking at the men’s toiletries.

A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance. 36 more words