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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday – she has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” … 87 more words

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Four legs instead of two

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.

From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. 63 more words

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A talk about sex

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.” 133 more words

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Husband said Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

“Well,” said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! 140 more words

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20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She put on her robe and went downstairs.

He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. 131 more words

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Slipping into a Coma

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. … 106 more words

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The QSM Magazine's Indian Wedding Special issue is out...

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This Indian Wedding special, unravels the complex tapestry of the big O.B.E.S.E Indian wedding to lay bare the quirky, snarky, malarkey that lies under. 166 more words

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