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An Irish Divorce

Left by eaf143


The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy
in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. 139 more words

Humour

A woman got married

A woman got married, but her husband was abusive.
She got remarried and that husband ran out on her.
She got married again and that husband failed in bed. 105 more words

Humour

With Apologies to Laura Calder A "Let Me Tell You What I Really Think" limerick

I am a foodie. I follow Laura Calder. Laura is an accomplished chef, author and television personality. And she is absolutely gorgeous. easy to follow. Laura has a blog and in her blog she has revealed yet another talent – doodling. 76 more words

Marriage

An Answer For Everything - Football Post-Partum Blues???

Ok ladies, you can come clean and admit that watching your man lard ass-ing around camped out on the sofa in front of the television every weekend from the beginning of September until the first week in February is personally offensive to you; as is the beer breath and other breakdowns in personal hygiene that accompany this football related gender specific OCD behavior.

Marriage

An Answer For Everything - Football Post-Partum Blues????

Ok ladies, you can come clean and admit that watching your man lard ass-ing around camped out on the sofa in front of the television every weekend from the beginning of September until the first week in February is personally offensive to you; as is the beer breath and other breakdowns in personal hygiene that accompany this football related gender specific OCD behavior.

Poetry

Megan's secret

Dai had proposed to Megan and been accepted. “But”, added Megan,
before we get married I must tell you something dreadful about my
past life.” 181 more words

Humour

Watch out!

A funeral service is being held in a church for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall-bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. 65 more words

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