Joke for today
Alan had two of the best tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final.
As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. 121 more words
2 weeks, 2 days ago
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Atlanta.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down £500 and says: 45 more words
3 weeks, 1 day ago
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing.
The police arrive and ask for a description.
She tells them he’s 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy… 85 more words
1 month, 1 week ago
Travel Tales and Mishaps
After being on this earth for almost fifty-nine years….(Oh Lord I’m Old), it has come to my attention that the fairer sex (yes I’m talking about women), are much tougher than men. 109 more words
1 month, 2 weeks ago
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon.
When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.
“Well,” said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! 140 more words
1 month, 3 weeks ago
A couple who’d been married for over fifty years was sitting on the sofa.
The wife said, “Dear, do you remember how you used to sit close to me?” 81 more words