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A talk about sex

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.” 133 more words


Husband said Four Letter Words

A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother.

“Well,” said her mother, “so how was the honeymoon?” Oh, mama,” she replied, “the honeymoon was wonderful! 140 more words


20 years with my wife

A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.

She put on her robe and went downstairs.

He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. 131 more words


Slipping into a Coma

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. … 106 more words


The QSM Magazine's Indian Wedding Special issue is out...

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This Indian Wedding special, unravels the complex tapestry of the big O.B.E.S.E Indian wedding to lay bare the quirky, snarky, malarkey that lies under. 166 more words


Laughter the best medicine - The Archives revisited - Navy, Marines and Hypnotised Seniors - Oops.

It is Friday and it has been a faily serious week so thought I would lighten things up with a visit to the archives.. I also thought I would share a discerning cat who disagrees with the purchase of economy toilet paper for the family. 893 more words

Afternoon Video

Gr8at: Frank Barone

As long-time readers will know, I really am a big fan of family-themed sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. And some of my favourite scenes were when the otherwise pompous Marie was brought down to earth by the only person willing to stand up to her, her husband Frank. 495 more words