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  • A child asked his father “How were people born?” So his father said “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother asked her the same question and she told him “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now.” The child ran back to his father and said, “You lied to me” His father replied, “No, your mom was talking about her side of the family.”
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And So On

Smorgasbord Laughter Lines - Trouble in Paradise and other marital jokes!

By the time you read this I will be off on my girl’s trip with my sisters…. I leave you in charge of the comments and will pop in over the next couple of days to check on things.. 1,073 more words


Judge Can't Argue With Husband's Clever Perspective On Custody Decision

MILWAUKEE, WI – Needing to make a decision about primary custody of a child during divorce proceedings today, a judge asked couple Carson and Sharri Guinn to give him a good reason why either of them should be the main caregiver. 88 more words

Smorgasbord Laughter Academy - Navy, Marines and Hypnotised Seniors - Oops.

Some of the favourite jokes from early 2016 revisited.

A sailor, an airman, several marines, a genie and a hypnotist walked into a blog!

Overseas posting… 893 more words

It Is A Wonderful Life.

Smorgasbord Laughter Academy Rewind - Eye Tests, Bake sales and Kissing Nuns.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 969 more words

It Is A Wonderful Life.

Man Devises Foolproof Plan To Prevent Wife From Getting Pregnant While On Vacation

TULSA, OK – Sitting on the back deck after work Friday night, local man Ricky Reed was talking to his buddy Chester about needing a vacation. 109 more words

Smorgasbord Time for Some Laffs - Marriage, Smith and Wesson and Granny and the Christmas Cake

Tina Frisco has kindly contributed today’s laffs and they are up to her usual standard.. More about Tina and her books a little later.. I do recommend you check them out. 339 more words