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Humor Monologue delivered at Toastmasters meeting – November 30, 2016

Here is another Observational Humor monologue presented at the end of a meeting. We’ll tell you what was said and what happened during the meeting before the monologue was presented. 685 more words

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Bill and Marla

Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighbourhood activities. 84 more words

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Divorced virgin

A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced five husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, “Please be gentle, I’m still a virgin.” … 130 more words

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Wife to husband: “I wish I were a newspaper, so I would be in your arms always.

Husband: I also wish you were so, I would have a new one everyday.

Marriage Jokes

DAUGHTER: Mum, I’m grown now.

MOTHER: Yes, I can see. So what do want to do?

DAUGHTER: I want to get married.

MOTHER: to whom do you want to be married? 27 more words

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A loving husband

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, “Maggie — put your hat and coat on, lassie.” 29 more words

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Sailors new baby

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. 52 more words

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