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Gr8at: Frank Barone

As long-time readers will know, I really am a big fan of family-themed sitcom Everybody Loves Raymond. And some of my favourite scenes were when the otherwise pompous Marie was brought down to earth by the only person willing to stand up to her, her husband Frank. 495 more words

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A Woman's Prerogative Limerick

I have a friend who has a very wonderful purse and handbag collection. She has great taste and a great eye for fashion. My friend has been able to have all the great designers in her collection. 159 more words

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My wife just ran off

A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him. 95 more words

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Three couples get married.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.

The first man married a nurse. 159 more words

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Son, say sorry.

Son: Dad, I want to get married.
Father: First, tell me you’re sorry.
Son: For what?
Father: Say sorry.
Son: But for what? What did I do? 60 more words

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Tattoo on penis

This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride’s name tattooed on his penis.

Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y. 87 more words

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