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Judge Can't Argue With Husband's Clever Perspective On Custody Decision

MILWAUKEE, WI – Needing to make a decision about primary custody of a child during divorce proceedings today, a judge asked couple Carson and Sharri Guinn to give him a good reason why either of them should be the main caregiver. 88 more words

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Smorgasbord Laughter Academy - Navy, Marines and Hypnotised Seniors - Oops.

Some of the favourite jokes from early 2016 revisited.

A sailor, an airman, several marines, a genie and a hypnotist walked into a blog!

Overseas posting… 893 more words

It Is A Wonderful Life.

Smorgasbord Laughter Academy Rewind - Eye Tests, Bake sales and Kissing Nuns.

A Polish immigrant went to the DMV to apply for a driver’s license.
First, of course, he had to take an eyesight test. The optician showed him a card with the letters: 969 more words

It Is A Wonderful Life.

Man Devises Foolproof Plan To Prevent Wife From Getting Pregnant While On Vacation

TULSA, OK – Sitting on the back deck after work Friday night, local man Ricky Reed was talking to his buddy Chester about needing a vacation. 109 more words

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Smorgasbord Time for Some Laffs - Marriage, Smith and Wesson and Granny and the Christmas Cake

Tina Frisco has kindly contributed today’s laffs and they are up to her usual standard.. More about Tina and her books a little later.. I do recommend you check them out. 339 more words

Humour

Modeled On Confusion

The photographer was positioning my new husband and me for 
our wedding photos when he asked, “Have you ever modeled?”

My cheeks instantly turned red. “No, I haven’t,” I said. 11 more words

Funny

Humor - How not to describe your wife!

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?” 13 more words

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