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Cheating wife, joke.

A husband and wife are moving out of their house and are starting to box everything up.

The husband finds a box under the bed, pulls it out, and looks inside, where he finds two eggs and about $8,000. 55 more words

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The way to stay married...

“The way to stay married”, my mother says, “is not to get divorced.”

Excerpt from NY Times Article- The Wedding Toast I’ll Never Give

Rainbow warriors

The SF Giants posted this temporary change in their logo today.  Clearly not aiming to have more games televised this season on Fox.

Think some of these GOP Presidential candidates might be thinking carefully about going off on the Supreme Court today. 448 more words

A Couple of Thoughts About Marriage, Common Law or Otherwise Limericks

I have been involved in a common law marriage and I have a friend who is now in a common law marriage. A license from the state the parties reside in is not the most important requirement for a marriage, legalities notwithstanding. 479 more words

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A Couple of Thoughts About Marriage, Common Law and Otherwise Limericks

I have been involved in a common law marriage and I have a friend who is now in a common law marriage. A license from the state the parties reside in is not the most important requirement for a marriage, legalities notwithstanding. 478 more words

What type of bra

A man walks into the ladies department of Macy’s, walks up to the woman behind the counter and says, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.” 125 more words

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Mom, I'm getting married.

A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, “Just for fun, Ma, I’m going to bring over three women and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry.” The mother agrees. 68 more words

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