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A loving husband

A thoughtful Scottish husband was putting his coat and hat on to make his way down to the local pub.

He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, “Maggie — put your hat and coat on, lassie.” 29 more words


Sailors new baby

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby.

Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge. 52 more words


It's my husband

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!” 51 more words


Their passions overcame them

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.
One day, their passions overcame them in the office and they took off for her house. 114 more words


Anyone else find it weird that there are so many jokes about how marriage is horrible and getting married means your life is over, and yet if anyone says they don’t want to get married everyone yells at them and says they have to and they’ll ~find the right person~ one day?


800 to drop that towel

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. 98 more words


Laughter the best medicine - For Better or for Worse!

I am busy helping out in the garden this week so I have dug up these to keep you amused!

An old man whose wife had recently passed away decided to place an obituary… 577 more words

It Is A Wonderful Life.