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Champagne plans on a alco-pop budget

I get asked a lot how to stick to a budget or create an amazing event without a budget. I’m not going to pretend that it is easy but never fear crazy cats, it can be done. 435 more words


Holiday Velvets

I had two blog posts spinning around in my head for today.  One was an indignant post based on a tiny advertisement on the front page of yesterday’s local newspaper.  278 more words

Friday Pillow Talk

On Sleep

Snooze less, be more? The dazzling composer Mozart made do with 5 hours daily – as does Oprah Winfrey, Voltaire and Margaret Thatcher: 4 hours, Thomas Edison and Tom Ford: 3 hours, Nikola Tesla and Da Vinci: 2 hours. 616 more words

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Woman Bastes Turkey With Turpentine After Confusing it With Tryptophan

Muleshoe, TX (Habanero of Texas) Dozens of people are being treated at local clinics in one small town in Texas today after a woman made an absurd error after watching a Martha Stewart Thanksgiving dinner program. 222 more words

Police Satire

Because Butter

It’s officially Thanksgiving day but it’s technically still the night before.  I’m getting ready to call it a night. I’ve done what I can. Tomorrow will just have to happen. 206 more words


Etiquette & superstition: put a knife in it

I did a search for “stabbing etiquette” online because I wasn’t finding anything in my standard etiquette books. Mostly all I found was “don’t stab,” so I guess you’re stuck listening to Uncle Kirby’s idiotic political arguments at the Thanksgiving table. 274 more words