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I can remember the way it felt the first time it hit me. Like I had been running for miles and was finally able to get a drink of water, like I was eating my first home cooked meal after have been starved for too long, like a crash without a wave – a rush of euphoria.

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Woman Arrested For Masturbating With Sausage In Walmart

Walmart security noticed a woman shoved a lot of sausage under her shirt and went to the bathroom.

The Walmart security guard went in and knocked on the door. 70 more words


Woman Crashes Her Mini-Cooper After She Pleases Herself

This story is crazy. A woman in England crashed her car after she was pleasing herself.

The best part of the story is she ran into a seafood truck. 13 more words