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Woman Crashes Her Mini-Cooper After She Pleases Herself

This story is crazy. A woman in England crashed her car after she was pleasing herself.

The best part of the story is she ran into a seafood truck. 13 more words

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It looks like the photo booth wasn’t what Norman expected…

Skatz: “Dudes, when I sat in there all I saw was a fucking creepy dude looking at me, wearing all black. Masterbating. Oh… wait… it’s a photo booth? Oops!”