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Not entirely sure why “I’m a horny slut” isn’t an option… 😉😋✊🏻💦

I Love Memes

The female orgasm and note NSFW

Mild adult themed text, but please be aware contains no sexual imagery.

I’ll be completely honest with you lovely readers who take the time to read my Blog, I do worry when someone replies to my post about caring for elderly parents, then subsequently Follows, I’m wondering are they aware my very next post could be about the female orgasm? 620 more words


Never Stop

“I can’t believe he did that,” Amy moaned to herself, “like, how am I gonna function like this.”

But she knew that her boyfriend didn’t expect her to live like she did before the Act. 84 more words


MSU Students Disappointed to be Playing in the Redbox Bowl, and Not the RedTube Bowl

This past weekend, the college football bowl games were announced, and our very own Michigan State University was able to snag a spot. They’ll be going up against Oregon University in the Redbox Bowl, a bowl funded by single, middle-aged people who can’t even afford a monthly subscription to Netflix. 272 more words


Frat Bros Disgusted by Toothbrushes Sharing Same Cup, Despite Cumming in Same Sock

Two East Lansing frat boys announced their intentions yesterday to start a petition to regulate the sharing of toothbrush holders among male roommates, citing it as “pretty gay” to have two toothbrushes within inches of each other. 262 more words


Tragedy Strikes: Cousin Jared Coming to Thanksgiving

While people throughout the country prepare to enjoy a five day weekend with friends and family, one area family was rocked by debilitating news: cousin Jared would be present at Thanksgiving. 206 more words

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