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First Time

Contributed by Coy

Wife: Honey, wag mo biglain ha. Virgin pa ako eh.
Husband: Ganun ba? Ibig sabihin ako ang una?
Wife: Oo, cge ipasok mo na! 15 more words

- Filipino Jokes

The Aftertaste

Two gay guys naglakaw sa usa ka mangitngit nga dapit.

Tino: Tita, hunong ra gud kadiyot. Naka panimaho lagi ko ug otin dah.
Janno: Wala ra na Yadz uy, na nug-ab ra gani ko!”

- Bisaya Jokes

Tale Of The Tapeworm

NURSE: “Mrs., ayaw ka la-in ha. Ka gamay sad sa otin sa imong bana uy. Malipay ka ana?”

ASAWA: “Si Ma’m baya. Mo gilok man gani nang KIGWA, kana pa kaha murang BITOK!”

- Bisaya Jokes

Irrational Fear

BANA: “‘Day, kung duna gani mahitabo naku after my operation, ayaw baya gyud pasagdi atong mga anak ha? Love you!”

ASAWA: “Hilum diha, pagka OA gyud nimo. 8 more words

- Bisaya Jokes

Husband Material

GIRL: Hu! Hu! Hu! Ginamit mo lang ako! Bakit hindi mo sinabi na may asawa ka na?!
BOY: Aba! Aba! Sabi mo, you’re looking for a husband. Well… I’m a husband!

- Filipino Jokes

Keep them in your car...

Note: This is only a joke.

I was getting married. The girl was my childhood sweetheart. She was cute and here’s the problem, so was her sister. 195 more words

Condoms