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Rule #569

Rule #569:  You may not nurse and drink from your sippy cup at the exact same time. 

 Thanks, Marcia N.

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Rule #568

Rule #568:  If you’ve sat on it, you may not eat it. 

 Thanks, Melissa T.

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Rule #567

Rule #567:  Please do not steal my underwear, hide it in your pockets, and then throw it at me when I am trying to tell you a bedtime story. 13 more words

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Rule #566

Rule #566:  I do not speak in hums. If you want me to answer you, use words. 

 Thanks, Jennifer M.

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Rule #565

Rule #565:  Fighting bad guys is tough work. You have to be smart, innovative, and quick-thinking. While your idea for stopping the enemy with Booger Bullets is surely an effective form of attack, you’re still not allowed to pick your nose. 


 Thanks, Robyn H.


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Rule #564

Rule #564:  When you find a bird feather on the ground, you may use it in a craft, wear it in your hair, or hang it on the wall. 9 more words

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Rule #563

Rule #563:  It is not okay for you to roll down the car window, yell “Hey” at the people outside, and then roll up your window and make it look as if mommy was the one that yelled. 


 Thanks, Julie S.


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