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Soldier Girl

Picking up were left off with the fambly argument, Joe ushers Tre to the car, congratulating her for not snapping off like a wild banshee and flipping every godforsaken table at Rails.  1,292 more words

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey': Famiglia time

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“Swimming with Gefilte Fishes”
August 21, 2016

Ugh. Dolores. Does anyone actually care about Dolores? SHOW OF HANDS: Who cares about Dolores? 1,131 more words

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey': The more things change

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“Dinner Interrupted”
August 14, 2016

For an episode billed as A GRANDE FIGHT BETWEEN TERESA AND JACQUELINE, I can not begin to stress how much of this episode is actually devoted to Melissa’s kids being in a dumb fashion show, yous guys. 1,325 more words

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Pop Goes the Pimple

Siggy front and center doling out relationship advice to Rosie.  Rosie and Tre’s relationship is like a big pimple, she says, and Rosie must do the poppin’.  1,088 more words

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WWHL | Bevy Smith | Well, You Know I Love Hillary, Because I Have No Choice But To Love Her

Last night on BRAVO’s Watch What Happens Live, one of their listener’s called in and asked guest Bevy Smith, “If you were Hillary Clinton’s stylist, how would you style her?”  In… 272 more words

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey': Signore Mom

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“A Life to Envy”
July 31, 2016

Yous guys. I haven’t watched ahead, so I honestly do not know the answer to this, but is this season going to improve? 1,209 more words

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'The Real Housewives of New Jersey': Lady parties are the worst. There, I said it.

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“Leopard is the New Black”
July 24, 2016

Technically,  we begin this episode with the Housewives’ morning routines, but aside from the fact that thanks to her ankle monitor, poor Teresa can’t even go the length of her driveway to make sure the girls make it onto the school bus, nothing interesting is actually revealed. 893 more words

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