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If I Lure Your Dog Out of Your Yard and Shoot it, Is That Still Hunting?

“Dude, you fucking shot my dog, what the hell!!?”

“Your dog?  Well, it wasn’t in your yard.”

“That’s because you lured her into the street with a steak you bastard.” 1,724 more words

What Century Is It Again?

Worfisms

Worf is among one of the most well written characters in Star Trek and happens to be the one who has the most screen time out of anyone else. 585 more words

Star Trek

My 3 Most Horrible (And Hilarious) Sexual Encounters

Here goes—my three worst sexual experiences to date. I’ve learned the hard way that sex can be good and bad. The important thing is to remember that the bad eventually becomes hilarious. 922 more words

The Player [with the micropenis]

APRIL 2012

As soon as someone tells me ‘that guy’s a player’, I want to play him. After Billy, I started to realise that I had a great power. 3,039 more words

Hot Sex

A Small, Small Start

Well, let me just say this has been a long time f*cking coming, and it is only appropriate that I am writing this wasted. Like “omg your facebook posts are so great why don’t you have a blog?” “Omg Alicia you are my LITERAL twin you LITERALLY say what’s on my mind, you LITERALLY get me.” 677 more words

A British Man Is Throwing A Big Party For Men With Small Penises

When it comes to body image issues, most people don’t stop to consider the plight of the micropeen — or men with less than average penis size — but one man, a poet from Yorkshire named… 264 more words

Web Culture

The Wee Willy Indicent (Stolen from a Fellow Single Lady)

So, this story made me laugh… a lot. But then I felt terrible and wondered what would I do in this same situation. I mean we have all probably experienced some men with size issues but it isn’t their fault. 127 more words

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