Arkwood was standing in a pail of water, eating radishes.
Why? I asked.
‘Apparently it helps you to remember things.’
I told him that it was nonsense. 334 more words
5 days, 6 hours ago
‘Life is like a hose,’ the wise old man said, ‘You can’t get water out unless you put water in.’
I nodded at his sage advice. 808 more words
1 month, 1 week ago
I took two days. And into a second night. I ate baked beans and toast, and drunk black coffee. But, finally, I pulled it off. 346 more words
2 months, 1 week ago
‘I have electrocuted my finger,’ Arkwood said casually, ‘make us a cup of tea, would ya.’
No problem. I told him to put on the Oculus Rift virtual reality headset. 583 more words
2 months, 3 weeks ago
Hunched round the campfire, the workmen said excitedly, ‘Please, sir, tell us again about the doors you constructed in virtual reality!’
Arnold pretended not to understand. 705 more words
3 months ago
Not today, he said rather sheepishly, whilst buttoning his lambswool coat. I need to exit, for some cigarettes.
I told him to take the zip wire. 465 more words
3 months, 1 week ago
‘House party! House party!’ Arkwood screamed, clutching his testicles. Through his corduroys, I hasten to add.
‘Okay, okay,’ I replied, ‘Let me put some doors on the house first.’ 460 more words