(not to be confused with) The Truth
When you’re ten years old, the time for birthday parties is past.
Well, not quite, but there’s a higher level of sophistication expected by your guests. 447 more words
1 month, 3 weeks ago
We’re not sure what it is precisely, but Millie’s class has been struck by the Cup-crackin’ Bexley Beatbox Craze.
Bonny brought it in, everyone else saw it and before you could say… 27 more words
Congratulations, Millie, you’re now 3,650 days old, give or take – a full decade!
Of course, you should only be 3,560 days old – a fact I’ll no doubt be reminding you of when I’m on my deathbed. 86 more words
1 month, 4 weeks ago
This is what your face and thumb look like if you come off your scooter at high speed. :-(
I came in from work around 8pm last night, as usual, and gave Millie a kiss good night. 77 more words
2 months, 2 weeks ago
Amber spends more time than is probably healthy watching YouTube videos. She especially likes two sets of sisters who do crazy stuff online, such as eating chillis or “Russian Roulette” with unmarked tins of food. 152 more words
5 months, 2 weeks ago
So, imagine a nine-year-old girl. Let’s say her name is, er… Sillie.
Sillie has an old mobile phone she uses for music and dancing, a little bit of gaming, and to watch videos. 350 more words
6 months ago
Parents’ evening was a pain when I was at school: my parents would come out generally pleased, but always, it seemed, with a caveat: Could do better. 320 more words
7 months ago