Nobody Likes me, everybody hates me, I’m gonna eat some worms. First you take their heads off then you skoosh their guts out…
I’ll stop there. 1,020 more words
Lately, my child has decided that sleeping at night is for chumps. Why sleep when there are so many other interesting things to do like practicing your ABC’s, singing the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme song, trying to pull your socks off, or throwing your blanket onto the floor? 509 more words
Pregnancy brain is absolutely no joke….
To be honest, when I was pregnant with Brady, it terrified me. From leaving my camera on top of my car and driving away, to holding a toothbrush in my hand and forgetting why I was in the bathroom, to driving on the highway and forgetting my destination, to burning one too many meals… I was convinced that there was no way all this was caused by the innocent little baby growing inside my body. 564 more words