An iPhone 5C has saved a 25-year-old man’s life from a shotgun bullet. Big whoop. It has saved my life at every social event I have been to since 2013 by allowing me to pretend to be on the phone and not interact with anybody real.
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The only thing people are going to be talking about today, besides the weather is…David Letterman!!! He’s had a nice long thirty-three year run! And the show couldn’t have ended any better than it did last night! 149 more words