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How to avoid the flu
Swine Flu Jokes
Eat right! Make sure you get your daily dose of fruits and veggies.
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6 years, 7 months ago
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple, and wondered about men and women. So looking up to the heavens he said, “Excuse me God, can I ask you a few questions?” 104 more words
In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday in Kenya after graduating from North-western University .
On a hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. 284 more words
6 years, 9 months ago
SIGNS OF LIFE
English sign in German cafe: “Mothers, Please Wash Your Hans Before Eating.”
On a scientist’s door: “Gone Fission”
Outside a hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” 125 more words
Things Not To Say On Your Valentine’s Date
Nice outfit. Is that a wonder-bra?
I really don’t like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use… 159 more words
Life’s Lesson #639
Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until ALL the birds have gone south for the winter.
Christmas is weird! What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of your socks?
When Insults Had Class….
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
— Clarence Darrow
“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the… 42 more words