Fueling Your Consciousness
So You Want to Have a Baby, Huh?
That’s great. But let me remind you that they are only babies for about a year and then—let me assure you— 1,195 more words
1 month, 1 week ago
That awkward moment when a child tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth.
1 month, 2 weeks ago
My 9-year-old son said, “Mom, spell racecar backwards.”
Me: “R-A-C-E-C-A-R. Oh cool! It’s spelled the same backwards…like radar and kayak.”
My 13-year-old son: “…and boob!”
I was opening mail and I jokingly handed my son the water bill.
“Here ya go son, wanna pay this water bill?”
He looked at it, giggled, and said no. 33 more words
1 month, 3 weeks ago
Conversation between my two sons:
Gavin: “Tyler, why is your hair wet- did you take a shower?”
Tyler: “No, it’s raining. Why do you think I smell like B.O.?” 16 more words
Overhearing your son ask his Magic 8 Ball if he’s going to be gay when he grows up.
1 month, 4 weeks ago
Took a break from doing my homework to help my son with his. He is not an avid reader and is incidentally behind in his class book. 75 more words
2 months ago