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Jacob's prayer tonight 

“Jesus, I love you. Thank you for being three people but really one person. You are in the sun, in my heart…and…and in Heaven!”
C’mon, this kid is smart!


Negotiations at bedtime 

Pleeeaaaasssseeee mumma!!! I’ll be your friend forever!!!

You’ll already be my friend forever…

But I’ll be your best friend.

I’m already your best friend…

You’ll be my favourite! 39 more words


Out of the mouths of babes....

Source: GoldMoney.com, by Alasdair Macleod

Parents will tell you the most difficult questions to answer sometimes come from their children.

Here are some apparently innocent questions to ask of economists, journalists, financial commentators and central bankers, which are designed to expose the contradictions in their economic beliefs. 723 more words

Financial/Societal Collapse And Dependence

The 40th Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival: Save the Last Dance for Me, part two

I’m not a fan of festival food but I do enjoy granola and yogurt for breakfast. My sweetie brought back enough on Tuesday for the whole week so we could have a leisurely breakfast at our camp each morning. 3,153 more words


Comedians in Training

So You Want to Have a Baby, Huh?

That’s great. But let me remind you that they are only babies for about a year and then—let me assure you— 1,195 more words


Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when a child tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth.


Hormones, maybe?

My 9-year-old son said, “Mom, spell racecar backwards.”

Me: “R-A-C-E-C-A-R. Oh cool! It’s spelled the same backwards…like radar and kayak.”

My 13-year-old son: “…and boob!”