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The 40th Michigan Womyn’s Music Festival: Save the Last Dance for Me, part two

I’m not a fan of festival food but I do enjoy granola and yogurt for breakfast. My sweetie brought back enough on Tuesday for the whole week so we could have a leisurely breakfast at our camp each morning. 3,126 more words


Comedians in Training

So You Want to Have a Baby, Huh?

That’s great. But let me remind you that they are only babies for about a year and then—let me assure you— 1,195 more words


Awkward Moment

That awkward moment when a child tells you to close your eyes and open your mouth.


Hormones, maybe?

My 9-year-old son said, “Mom, spell racecar backwards.”

Me: “R-A-C-E-C-A-R. Oh cool! It’s spelled the same backwards…like radar and kayak.”

My 13-year-old son: “…and boob!”


Advice From Our Children on How to Pay Your Bills

I was opening mail and I jokingly handed my son the water bill.

“Here ya go son, wanna pay this water bill?”

He looked at it, giggled, and said no. 33 more words


You thought you knew what B.O. meant.

Conversation between my two sons:

Gavin: “Tyler, why is your hair wet- did you take a shower?”

Tyler: “No, it’s raining. Why do you think I smell like B.O.?” 16 more words


No Doubt

Parenting is:

Overhearing your son ask his Magic 8 Ball if he’s going to be gay when he grows up.