Zinger of a lame sauce movie. Don’t get me wrong—it’s beautifully shot (mostly thanks to Australia), and the raw story is decent as far as monkey god stories go, but the characters are so flat that if you were to transform their depth into a puddle, an ant couldn’t drown in it. 188 more words
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Okay, so the two themes of the Red Carpet this year were MEH and BLEH. Tons of emerging trends that we just can’t be friends with: double waists, tiered skirts, twin handcuff bracelets, grievous throwbacks to horrible 90s belts…. 1,518 more words
Here’s a very unthorough, non-geeky review of the new Star Wars spinoff.
I wasn’t interested in Rogue One (lame trailers had something to do with it; not being an addict of the Star Wars universe had something else) until I heard that it was basically World War II in space. 861 more words