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Five Reasons 'A Quiet Place' Is Winning the Box Office (And You Should See It)

Five reasons you need to see John Krasinski’s low-budget thriller that stressed sold-out theaters into sweating silences all across America last weekend:

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Oscars 2018: Wows & Whoopsies

Well, Oscar fashion was historically infirm this year. A few dresses were excitingly bad, but overall, the Red Carpet of 2018 was bloated with enormous lethargy and pigheaded mediocrity. 2,424 more words

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Why ‘Black Panther’ Is the Biggest Killmonger of Them All

Black Panther is beautiful, boring, and bad. Everything rich and colorful and magnificent—costumes, scenery, torsos—is ruined by prodigiously inept writing and astonishingly smug racism with a generous dose of heavy-handed moralizing. 2,567 more words

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Dunkirk: Christopher Nolan’s Brainy, Beautiful, Hollow Hurricane

I saw Dunkirk, yawned, and went to bed. I woke slowly to the ripping roar of jet engines at dawn (I had crashed at a friend’s house near SeaTac) and before opening my eyes, realized with a jolt: … 2,062 more words

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