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ATHOL DAILY NEWS, FEBRUARY 11, 2018

IMPORTANT EVENTS:

Athol Millipede Team Wins International Competition

Mr. Jones-Smith, Coach of Synchronized Millipede Team and Owner of Insect and Bug Rehabilitation Center:

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ATHOL DAILY NEWS FOR JANUARY 31, 2018

IMPORTANT EVENTS:

Tunneler’s Union of Athol Moletown Holds Its First International Meeting Since the Demolition of Athol’s Falmart Store:

Grand Chief Mole Comments:


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ATHOL, A HISTORY OF EXCEPTIONAL PEOPLE - PART 4A - NORTH INSTEAD OF WEST!

Many historians thought Ima and Lulu traveled directly to the location now known as Athol, but I recently discovered they were led astray by a malfunction in the compass Ima’s father had given her in kindergarten. 79 more words

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Athol Sponsors Get-to-Know-Your-Atoms Conference!

Conference Keynote Speaker, Ms. Delightful, Relates Her Journey Through Atom Adjustment: 
Athol Scientist #1:
Athol Man in Armor:Conference Speaker: Therapeutic Atom Discoverist

Testimonial:

CONFERENCE ENTERTAINMENT – BREAKING NEWS:

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Grass Seeds Believed to Cause Silkie's Ambivalitis!

AUTHORITIES ASSURE ATHOLIANS THERE IS NO RISK OF CONTAGION AS THERE WAS WITH CLUCKITIS, A DISEASE THAT SWEPT THROUGH ATHOL IN 2016.

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