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MISSING GRATE FROM BLACK HOLE FOUND SEVEN BLOCKS AWAY! MEANWHILE MUFFIN MAN'S DONUT SHOP CLOSES ITS DOOR.

Late yesterday afternoon, Janice J. Heimer-Schmidt found the grate covering the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole.  Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard admitted that he had not noticed it missing at the time Muffin Man may have disappeared into the Black Hole. 238 more words

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LIST TITLED "TRIP INTO BLACK HOLE" FOUND IN DONUT HOLE SHOP

Earlier today Keith M. Caged, East Border Patrol Guard, found a paper in La Donut Hole apparently written my Muffin Man listing,  “All-Weather Coat, Toothbrush, Toothpaste, Care Package for Lois Lois, Donut Holes, Pajamas, Slippers.”  This new evidence suggests that Lois Lois, presumed to be in Lafayette, Ca for seven years, may have entered the Black Hole in Athol. 56 more words

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CARE PACKAGE FOR LOIS LOIS FOUND IN MUFFIN MAN'S APARTMENT!

A box labeled “Care Package for Lois Lois,” found in Muffin Man’s apartment yesterday evening may be linked to the mysterious disappearance of Muffin Man. According to Keith M. 59 more words

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ATHOL RESIDENT'S ALL-WEATHER COAT AND TOOTHPASTE FOUND OUTSIDE BLACK HOLE PARK!

Early Tuesday morning, Muffin Man was reported missing when he didn’t come to work a La Donut Hole.  A resident, name undisclosed, saw M. Man near the Shimola Ann Bancanfanmannanpanrantanvan Black Hole Park at about 7:45 p.m. 99 more words

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MUFFIN MAN THROWS WILTED LETTUCE DRESSED WITH RASPBERRY VINAIGRETTE AT YON WONDER!

Earlier today at a campaign rally for Yon Wonder, Muffin Man attacked Wonder with three-day old salad greens.  Wonder recently changed careers from Fitness Trainer to Colorful Food Artist.   52 more words

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MUFFIN MAN CALLS ARTIST AH AN AMATEUR COLLAGIST! ARTIST AH CALLS MUFFIN MAN A TOADY WADDLER!

No sooner than Artist Ah entered the Mayoral Race on the Most-Certainly party platform (MOP), Muffin Man, running on the Depends-Upon Party (DOP), attacked with vicious slander. 11 more words

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The "Muffin Man"

Scotland Yard was dumbfounded for ages

Until all evidence surfaced by stages.

Now nothing’s the same

On ole Drury Lane:

“Muffin Man” baked abductees in cages! 6 more words

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