MUFFIN MAN NOT IN BLACK HOLE. IN MAUI. ONE LESS MAYORAL CANDIDATE!
PENGUIN AND ICE FALL FROM SKY! PENGUIN POOP, ICE MELT, MAKE MESS!
ULRIC UTTER SAYS EAT COW, PIG, LAMB WHOLE! 52 more words
KEITH M. CAGED ADMITS NO ONE SAW MUFFIN MAN ENTER THE BLACK HOLE! “AND THERE WERE DISCREPANCIES ON THE BLACK HOLE LIST FOUND IN HIS HOME.” 37 more words
Earlier this fall What-When, POP (Promise-To-Keep-Our-Promise) candidate woke to the horrifying sight and odor of sizzling snails. She fears one of the them is her beloved Summer the Snail. 91 more words
DRAFT A RESULT OF FEARFUL BLACK HOLE VOLUNTEERS RESIGNING!
Common denominators that connect Muffin Man and Hugh Bike Man. Both recently disappeared in to The Black Hole. 99 more words