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Getting Stood Up and My Bitterness with Dating

One of the worst things that can ever happen to someone when mentally psyching themselves up for a date would be the fact that the ugly “c” word could come up. 1,514 more words


Star-Crossed Lovers

I never understood why Romeo and Juliet had to be so melodramatic with their story. I wanted to be like Shakespeare, get your shit together girl. 321 more words


tinder and grindr: chronicles of my losing war against hooking up. (part 1 of who knows?)

tinder and grindr are the new styles of “dating apps” in the 21st century…basically a superficial way of “finding love”…for at least the night. i wasn’t the biggest fan of the concept of NSA relationships… 741 more words


My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is a comedienne best known for her show, Chelsea Lately, as well as her previous books (Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea and Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang). 160 more words