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Getting Stood Up and My Bitterness with Dating

One of the worst things that can ever happen to someone when mentally psyching themselves up for a date would be the fact that the ugly “c” word could come up. 1,514 more words

Thoughts

Star-Crossed Lovers

I never understood why Romeo and Juliet had to be so melodramatic with their story. I wanted to be like Shakespeare, get your shit together girl. 321 more words

Thoughts

tinder and grindr: chronicles of my losing war against hooking up. (part 1 of who knows?)

tinder and grindr are the new styles of “dating apps” in the 21st century…basically a superficial way of “finding love”…for at least the night. i wasn’t the biggest fan of the concept of NSA relationships… 741 more words

Thoughts

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One-Night Stands by Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler is a comedienne best known for her show, Chelsea Lately, as well as her previous books (Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea and Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang). 160 more words

Books

Ask The Eye Watch How You Handle'Er

Dear Eye View

My sister-in-law insists on making every event an alcoholic event. We held a birthday party for family and close friends for our 1-year-old that started at 10 a.m. 210 more words

Livre Lundi: My Horizontal Life

I’ve been a crazy fan of Chelsea Handler ever since I first stumbled upon her late night talk show on the E! Network. At the time I didn’t really watch any type of comedy talk shows so I wasn’t sure what to expect. 189 more words

Book

My Horizontal Life: A Collection of One Night Stands - Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

– Humor – 300 pages

In this raucous collection of true-life stories, Chelsea Handler recounts her time spent in the social trenches with that wild, strange, irresistible, and often gratifying beast: the one-night stand. 263 more words

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