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I watched your hands and I found myself studying your long, elegant fingers. I was so¬†entranced with the ease that your hands formed the knots for my wrists that I didn’t notice… 1,143 more words

In which We FaceTime a Third Party

Broadchurch is back. That is a fact almost entirely unrelated to the rest of this story except that it is the reason that Beard came over last night. 1,784 more words

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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fucking Fire

Forgive me for not posting for a while, I’ve been super busy. But this story will make up for all of my absence – I promise. 1,961 more words

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In which I Hook Up with a Business Traveler on Tinder

So the title of this post pretty much tells you everything, but I shall expand.

On Tuesday night, I was at home drunk Tindering after drinking a little too much wine while watching the season premiere of Parks and Recreation. 959 more words

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On Getting Dumped ... Kinda ... And the Events of This Past Weekend

You guys, this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I just got the “there’s just no spark” conversation. And is it weird that I’m actually grateful he came over to break up with me in person? 1,605 more words

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Considering Broaching the E-Word

As I’m laying here in bed, drifting off to sleep, I can’t help but think about the events of the last week and a half. I haven’t gone a full 48 houses without seeing Beard and we can hardly go 12 hours without sexting eachother. 653 more words

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That Time I Dated a Libertarian Sneakerhead

Summary: it was weird

But let me expand – it was surprisingly not that terrible. Well, let me rephrase: considering we met on Tinder, it was actually pretty not-awful. 862 more words

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