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Liar, Liar, Pants on Fucking Fire

Forgive me for not posting for a while, I’ve been super busy. But this story will make up for all of my absence – I promise. 1,961 more words

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In which I Hook Up with a Business Traveler on Tinder

So the title of this post pretty much tells you everything, but I shall expand.

On Tuesday night, I was at home drunk Tindering after drinking a little too much wine while watching the season premiere of Parks and Recreation. 959 more words

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On Getting Dumped ... Kinda ... And the Events of This Past Weekend

You guys, this is the first time this has ever happened to me. I just got the “there’s just no spark” conversation. And is it weird that I’m actually grateful he came over to break up with me in person? 1,605 more words

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Considering Broaching the E-Word

As I’m laying here in bed, drifting off to sleep, I can’t help but think about the events of the last week and a half. I haven’t gone a full 48 houses without seeing Beard and we can hardly go 12 hours without sexting eachother. 653 more words

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That Time I Dated a Libertarian Sneakerhead

Summary: it was weird

But let me expand – it was surprisingly not that terrible. Well, let me rephrase: considering we met on Tinder, it was actually pretty not-awful. 862 more words

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I Might be Getting in Over My Head

We spent the night together two days in a row. You guys, I’m not sure how I feel about this. I mean, I like it, I like him, I like the sex, but what is happening here? 1,540 more words

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The Aftermath of the Company Holiday Party

This is the kind of story in which I get all dressed up and then proceed to make a huge mess. Enjoy.

This weekend was our company holiday party. 1,674 more words

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