Turning My Wife Into A Part-Time Whore?

I love my new reproduction Eames desk chair. But this is not what I want to talk about. I am hung over from three and a half glasses of cheap French Rose wine, drunk in consecutive order last night. 1,891 more words

I Want Porn!

Sorry. I don’t mean to bother you again. Can we just talk about one more thing quickly?


I want to watch pornography! My wife is out tonight. 615 more words

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Top quality girls and boys are here. Visit our website for quality companionship. If you want to get married, no boyfriend if you want, if you want to find a local guide, millions of people here. 8,682 more words


Anti EU Meme Appears in Bowl Of Spaghetti - Parliament Recalled

British security forces were moved into positions around Buckingham Palace, The Tower Of London, and Harrods today as news of the appearance of an anti-EU meme in a bowl of spaghetti in Leeds spread throughout the nation. 192 more words

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The Designed Life - Part Five

Food or bed? Which one do I want? Am I hungry or sleepy? Well….

The Designed Life has already looked at safe water, warm houses, the safe toilet, and clean air. 805 more words


Call To Ban Calls Banned In Call To Band Together

Todays announcement from the National Union Of Offended Organism’s spokesmammal, Lex Fiat, has put the telecommunications media on notice; no more discrimination against criminals.

Up until now householders ( referred to in the NUOOO purple paper as Neo-bourgeois space invaders ) have been able to request that their telephone and internet providers ( referred to by the NUOOO as quasi thug-like masses of incompetency ) shield them from African requests for money laundering and Indian demands for internet and bank passwords. 187 more words

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Deaf, Pregnant, and Arrested

Just letting you know the fate of any young women who are going to be passengers in this van. Or so the urban legend would have it. 223 more words