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Movie Quote of the Day:

“I see that you’re drinking one percent. Is that because you think you’re fat?”

– Napoleon Dynamite, Napoleon Dynamite (2004) 1,052 more words

Nerd Shuts Down a High School Dance-Off With One Move

This ain’t no High School Musical

It is a well-known fact that nerds are not supposed to be able to dance. The biology that makes up a nerd is very different to that that makes up a popular person. 56 more words

Humour

Brotherhood of the World Bloggers Award

It happened again. I got nominated by Tiegan for the Brotherhood of the World Bloggers Award and didn’t even prepare a speech – much less another attempt at poetry. 340 more words

Awards

My ways are not your ways. Gosh!

Seek the Lord while he wills to be found; *
call upon him when he draws near.
Let the wicked forsake their ways *
and the evil ones their thoughts;

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Daily Office

Do you get abs from running

I opened up my computer after work, and next to a tab of Netflix, I have a tab that simply says “do you get abs from running?”  I really don’t remember searching that, but there’s the evidence.   597 more words

You know this Boogie is for Real

To leave my job, the stable and persistent nature thereof, right now would not be prudent, especially as staff are to due return, so I decided last week to not attend a career fair, despite the recommendation of two, true friends. 57 more words

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