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It's what I get for eating all the flippin' chips!

So today DID NOT start the Master Cleanse and I’ll tell you why…it’s a good one.  Over the holidays, I blew out a rather prominent tooth.  94 more words


The Sasquatch Gang (2006)

‘The Sasquatch Gang’ is a 2006 comedy film written and directed by Tim Skousen, it stars Justin Long, Jeremy Sumpter, Joey Kern, Carl Weathers and Jon Gries.  896 more words


All Your Wildest Dreams Will Come True (Napoleon Dynamite, Week 20)

It's so hard to get old without a cause.
I don't want to perish like a fading horse.
Youth's like diamonds in the sun,
and diamonds are forever. 1,487 more words

Single 4 Ever!

My heart is in a strange place. I can’t really explain it. I know I don’t want to be single forever but the part of actually meeting someone out and talking to them with intent of being more, it just makes me cringe! 195 more words


Sunday Confessional: So.Much.Stuff.

Today I was looking in our linen closet, and unearthed this shirt:

Neither Zippy nor I can remember which son owned it. I’m guessing it was Wildebeest, but am not 100% sure. 47 more words

Napoleon Dynamite and Atmosphere

“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.”

For those unfamiliar with one of the shining diamonds of film history, this mashup misquote of the opening of Jane Austen’s  830 more words


Taking Next Steps

So tomorrow will be the last day of the #write31days challenge and while I missed a few days here and there (like this entire weekend), it’s been a really good time for me. 653 more words