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Southpaw Sorrows

Truly, we are the probably the last publicly marginalized, reviled and scoffed at social group on the planet –  we ‘left-handers’.

From the old Catholic-school nuns who swung yard sticks like Japanese Katana’s with the same stealth and accuracy across our sore, crippled knuckles, 446 more words

Humor

5. A Baby, a Scientific Sex Book, and Job Recruiters

The above image has nothing to do with anything, but someone posted it on Facebook, and I just love it.

As usual, I find myself fatigued and sporting perpetual red/purplish bags under my eyes that even the fiercest concealer cannot control (not that I have the artistry to make that work anyhow…my makeup routine only consists of eyeliner along my bottom lashes, not the top. 363 more words

Books

Deathcats/New Swears Split EP Review

Glasgow’s favourite punk outfit Deathcats, married Ottawa’s ‘ultimate party boys’ New Swears with a blessing from Fuzzkill Records. Their union has resulted in the fuzziest of EPs. 260 more words

Music

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fuglyselfie:

penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. 

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Stupid Flanders

I used to think I liked the Dutch.
For one thing, what’s to hate? Not much.
And even if you wanted to,
There’s no such place as… 152 more words

Poetry