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Wednesday Word Tangle

WARNING!  This post contains NEARLY-ALMOST SWEARS. if you are VERY easily offended. stop reading now. Still reading? Well, you brought this on yourself.

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Words

Southpaw Sorrows

Truly, we are the probably the last publicly marginalized, reviled and scoffed at social group on the planet –  we ‘left-handers’.

From the old Catholic-school nuns who swung yard sticks like Japanese Katana’s with the same stealth and accuracy across our sore, crippled knuckles, 446 more words

Humor

5. A Baby, a Scientific Sex Book, and Job Recruiters

The above image has nothing to do with anything, but someone posted it on Facebook, and I just love it.

As usual, I find myself fatigued and sporting perpetual red/purplish bags under my eyes that even the fiercest concealer cannot control (not that I have the artistry to make that work anyhow…my makeup routine only consists of eyeliner along my bottom lashes, not the top. 363 more words

Books

Deathcats/New Swears Split EP Review

Glasgow’s favourite punk outfit Deathcats, married Ottawa’s ‘ultimate party boys’ New Swears with a blessing from Fuzzkill Records. Their union has resulted in the fuzziest of EPs. 260 more words

Music

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penis is such an ugly word we should call them dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dongs

Love it when a girl plays with my dingly-dangly-diddly-ding-dong. 

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Stupid Flanders

I used to think I liked the Dutch.
For one thing, what’s to hate? Not much.
And even if you wanted to,
There’s no such place as… 152 more words

Poetry

"It's my job!"

Does your workplace sound like this?

Of course not! Unless you’re delegating to (ahem, exploiting) a posse of cute forest animals to do your dirty work. 244 more words

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