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Fools At Kaplan University Sell School For $1

MSN –  Purdue University said Thursday it will buy for-profit Kaplan University for $1, with plans to turn it into a new, nonprofit Indiana public university for “nontraditional adult learners.” 111 more words

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Malaysian Guy Beating His Dick Before Escaping on a Moped is Just Misunderstood 

Metro – A search is underway for a moped-riding pervert who pulls up alongside women, masturbates and rides away.The suspect, who appears to be middle-aged, wears a helmet throughout to conceal his identity as he exposes himself in front of his victims. 229 more words

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Whine and Dine: Goldfish Aren't Even Gold

Whine and Dine is a weekly article I will be posting every Monday about something I have bitched about to a girl during the past week, which results in me embarrassing myself with my in-depth analysis of meaningless topics and ruining my chances.   118 more words

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Seatbelts Have Chemicals So You Should Never Wear Them

Little known fact – Seatbelts are coated with those chemicals that you find in little bags that say “Do Not Eat.”

“Hey Nate, just don’t eat your seatbelt.” 104 more words

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Whine and Dine: NASA Is Bullshit

Whine and Dine is a weekly article I will be writing about something I have bitched about to a girl during the past week, which results in me embarrassing myself with my in-depth analysis of meaningless topics and ruining my chances.   249 more words

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New Study Shows Half The Nation Has HPV

New York Times – Close to Half of American Adults Infected With HPV, Survey Finds – The New York Times <!–

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The Cuban Missile Crisis vs. The Syrian Missile Crisis

There’s no way Donald Trump is this fucking stupid right?  He’s not.  He’s taking a page out of JFK’s book.  Put a little pressure on foreign enemies and make them sweat a little bit.   56 more words

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