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The things a little prick will do…

 

I was in a friend’s wedding and went for a fitting at the tuxedo shop. Easy peasy right? Wrong.

Once the sales guy handed me a… 560 more words

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Was just telling a friend about this at work, so in case you missed it...

I'm running the New York City Marathon tomorrow!!!

I’m sure that every one of you will be on the edge of your seats all weekend absolutely consumed by thoughts of my five borough trek, so here’s something to make it a little more bearable for you: The link to the runner tracking page. 569 more words

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How have I not had the shit kicked out of me yet?

As hard as it is to believe for anyone that knows me, I have never actually been in a fist fight in my life. Many, many, many, many times, I really should have had the stuffing knocked out of me, but by some… 1,377 more words

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The fact that I can mosey along through life in my delusional bubble and still haven't gotten and ass-woopin' reaffirms my conviction that I'm either so funny and charming that it makes me irresistible or I'm so cheeseball crazy that people just assume most of what I'm saying is nonsense and ignore it... Thoughts?  

If you're laughing at this, my wife probably isn't - Part three: Does it still count if it's her aunt I mount?

I got a comment from Celtic illumination, aka the loveliest pair of legs in Ireland about something I mentioned off-handedly in this post. Those legs are off on a secret cabal to become the Master Candle Maker in the world and considering that the double top secret world of candle making is extremely cutthroat, I’m offering support where I can.  759 more words

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Fat Camp

It’s funny, because when I used to talk about my aunt owning a fat camp (a weight loss summer camp for kids) and having worked there, people never believed it. 2,158 more words

Family Stories

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As we all go about planning our family events for the 4th of July next week, I cant help but think back on a memorable family get-together a few years ago...Typical chaos ensued and of course it ended up with me getting assaulted and embarrassed, but what else would you come to expect from me? Enjoy this and enjoy your planning!   family plaque

Three Quick Things: KAPOOYAH!!! KAPOOYAH!!!

Three Quick Things!!!
 KAPOOYAH – KAPOOYAH!!!


1. Everyone knows I love me some Glozell and would “get me a cold pop” with Sweet Brown any day of the week – but… 190 more words

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