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A Short Tale of a Girl Who Hates Pants

**Warning: This post becomes surprisingly hostile

As I’m typing this, I’m wearing an oversized burgundy sweater and gray fitness¬†pants, even though I have absolutely no intention of working out today. 925 more words

The Creepy Antique Advent Extravaganza: 05 December

Poor Frankenstein was caught with his trousers down. All he wants for Christmas is a set of suspenders.

Happy 5th of December.

Antique Shop Horrors

2016: My Year Without Pants - Not Pants

So it’s been a hot second since I updated the world on my journey without real pants. Last time I checked in it was because of my longing and desire to once again put on a pair of jeans and have pockets. 370 more words

Personal Essay

Why Wear Pants? An Age Old Question

I’m currently living in a house with two roommates. We’re all friends from high school and it’s been a blast and a real learning experience for me, as it was my first time living away from my parents. 1,446 more words

Random Thoughts

No pants work place

Edson industries had been started by Craig Edson’s grand farther Clayton Elmer edson.the company went from a company of three employees witch included the elder edson and his wife to a cooperate empire.the company had hit hard Times as had the country. 632 more words


Channeling Bukowski

He awoke with the biggest erection he ever had in his life. He marveled at it for a moment before looking over at her. She was still sleeping. 1,452 more words

Story Time