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Disney Thinks An Asteroid Aversion Would Have Forfeited Human's Dominion

Disney Pixar’s The Good Dinosaur is based on the premise that an asteroid did not cause the dinosaurs’ extinction(*) and they are the rulers of earth. 62 more words

Marriage & Submission

Sweet the rain's new fall, sunlit from heaven,

Things I wish I hadn’t done or said today:

I stretched and Puff Daddy was in the bed, lying on my hind end. when the alarm rang. 246 more words


When doctors have kids

—Come along, children! We’re leaving soon, so gather up your things!

Melanoma, where are you, dear? Mel? Don’t wander off, dear, we’re leaving soon.

Leukemia! Stop teasing Vaginitus and get in the car!


The Humor in Road Rage

I’ve decided on a kinder, gentler, or at least funnier topic to write about today, and that is things that amuse me when I drive, especially now that I have video footage of some of these events on my not so recently installed dashboard camera that the perpetrators likely did not notice. 502 more words


In the queue (I was not)

I saw you in the queue;
In fact I saw two of you –
How strange!

You were second in the queue;
And you were also fourth in the queue – 57 more words


Last Chance Ice Creams and a Mild Apocalypse

The North Sea and associated weather systems regard the Norfolk coastline with a kind of rugged ambivalence all the year through. August was tepid, September was a washout, that’s just the way it goes round here. 567 more words


@Telekom_hilft Hoax - erleben was verbindet...

Jetzt kann man es ja sagen… es war ein Pixel-Spaß und das Social-Media-Twitter-Team ist damit souverän umgegangen. Schade eigentlich.

Ich wollte nur eine Auskunft, aber…

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