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Third floor drink machine,

It is great that you are free,

But you never work.

Bedtime Stories


In a desperate attempt to raise some cash I have become a spokesman for a political party.

Words and pictures © D. Archer. November.

Currente Calamo

Nonsense Poem, a First Try

Crack a jager boo
and throw some fire on my face.

Desperate dentists
seeking re-employment,

The coal mines are always hiring

Icicles buzz
and spark plugs burp, 17 more words


I married a cookie licker

I made peanut butter cookies this afternoon. That was a mistake, since both my husband and I are weak, weak people…who really like cookies. Especially peanut butter ones. 342 more words


The Butterfly’s Ball, and the Grasshopper’s Feast by William Roscoe

Come take up your Hats, and away let us haste
To the Butterfly’s Ball, and the Grasshopper’s Feast.
The Trumpeter, Gad-fly, has summon’d the Crew, 475 more words


Defining a bum

Definition of a bum:

Gets up, drinks coffee, eats marshmallow peeps, has a few beers, doesn’t get dressed, feeds cats, makes a few sandwiches, plays candy crush, pops a bottle of wine, gets into the cashews, reluctantly vacuums, decides to make the bed, but can’t (cat is in it and looking mean), finds a bag of dried pineapple, eats a dozen or so, watches an old movie with Sean Penn, turns on the Eagles game  (that was a mistake). 402 more words