The issues with normality are many!
I have it in my mind the phrase I have just repeated was given to me by a hamster with a habit of vibrating when nervous. 329 more words
idea for a sitcom: ‘your incredibly shitty life – starring you’
opening theme: ‘nola’ by les paul
life is like a cosmic semi-reality series in which the writers are waiting to unleash the big let-down moment when the main character has gone to celebrate some sure thing, and goes out to buy drinks on the house and puts a down payment on the sports car he always wanted and tells the boss to kiss his ass, before they write in the part where the phone rings and they tell him they had the the wrong mr. 42 more words
Months have passed, but my cubicle’s still here and I’m not going anywhere. Or so I thought before my current biggest account announced a pitch. It came as a surprise to no one except our CEO who seems to think we’re still in the 90’s when he was running the biggest (read… 149 more words