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Excerpts from a book I'll never write #2

Yesterday, I did a prompt to write a poem. I’ve noticed that these prompts get me (marginally) more of those sweet, sweet stats. Plus, they can be kind of fun. 640 more words

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Cee’s Black & White Photo Challenge: Letters I or J

An obvious choice for me is Junction… or more specifically Clapham Junction (though I could have chosen many other junctions for this challenge). Clapham Junction is reputedly the busiest station in Europe with up to 180 trains passing through every hour! 243 more words


generatedpoetry reblogged this on Senselessly Generated Poetry and commented:

It's my home city! My enduring memory of Clapham Junction will always be the mind-bogglingly huge number of tracks.


This was written more than a year ago.

Of all of my years of living,
Which have only been a few,
I have never been as sorrowful, 134 more words


Algorithmic fails

Fucksake. Don’t suggest astrology to me in Reader. Ever.

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Excerpts from a book I'll never write #1

When I started generating these poems, I expected what in hindsight is a fairly high level of…well…comprehensibility and not-suckiness. I expected them to be something like Emery Allen’s poems – pretty, prose-looking writing that appeals to lost young adults. 468 more words

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The Joy of Algorithms

WordPress. I am a sarcastic cat lover.

I have no idea what possessed your algorithms to think I enjoy dogs, hiking and motivation rather than cats, bad poetry and dark humour, but I kind of have a sick desire to know right now.

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Hail, Poetry!

And hail, flowing founts of sentiment. And hail, G&S references which are the only thing I can think of to start this blog…

…I do not take poetry seriously at all. 110 more words

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