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More Video Game Film Adaptation Disappointment: The Review of Hitman Agent 47

With Labor Day just right around the corner, it looks like the summer movie season of 2015 is coming to a close, and based off of the films released during the hot and humid dog days of August, this summer is going out on a depressingly bitter note. 777 more words

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Just...Kinda...There. A Review for The Man from U.N.C.L.E

Director Guy Ritchie’s newest film, The Man from U.N.C.L.E, is a lot like having Kellog’s Corn Flakes for breakfast. It’s bland, boring, has no flavor, and it makes you wish you were having a Denny’s Southwestern Omelet instead. 829 more words

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The Fantastic Four Reboot is Nothing Short of Diaper Gravy!

Director Josh Trank’s adaptation of the Fantastic Four is quite possibly the most unpleasant movie viewing experience of 2015. The most polite adjective I can think of to describe this film is sloppy. 801 more words

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Marvel Tops Itself Again: A Review of Ant-Man

To say I am a movie nerd would be an understatement. This is the reason why every year around the end of December I anxiously scan the internet to see what movies will be released in the upcoming new movie season. 1,231 more words

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Ex Machina

For the past month or so I have been bombarded by positive talk regarding the film Ex Machina. From movie critics and websites fawning all over this film, to friends and people in my life telling me this film is a must see, I have literally not heard one single negative thing about this movie. 779 more words

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Maggie

Well we are now just about six months into the year 2015 and quite frankly, just about every movie released this year absolutely stinks. We have been treated to such pieces of filth as Jupiter Ascending, Fifty Shades of Grey, Furious 7, Hot Pursuit, and the extremely over rated It Follows. 1,175 more words

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Guardians of the Galaxy: Review

OK let me start off by saying there is absolutely no need to worry if you are unfamiliar with Marvel’s “Guardians of the Galaxy”, you will fall madly in love with the characters before the movie is over, this I promise you.   767 more words

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