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Spiders.... Sod Off Please!

I’m just going to refer to an instagram photo that I took a few days ago. Just to remind you, here’s the photo.PS, apologies to any fellow arachnophobes. 443 more words

About Me

Hair Today; Gone Tomorrow

I have been getting lots of grief around the house lately from both Kelly and HRH  regarding my hair.  Apparently, my hair is getting too long and, for whatever reason, this is very upsetting to the ladies in my life.  268 more words

Well done, Your Majesty. Well done.

This piece isn’t that old, but it makes me smile.  So I’m reposting it on the day when Queen Elizabeth II becomes the longest-serving monarch in British history.  604 more words



Shit then.

My two best friends have now SOMEHOW discovered my blog.

How the fuck am I supposed to talk shit about them now?! (Not that I do that.) 81 more words


At Least They're All Wearing Pants. I Think.

5:30 AM: Wake up.

5:32 AM: Pour coffee. Panic about all the things. Put on running shoes because my feet are bitches.

5:35 AM: Attempt to wake kids up gently. 993 more words

Random Bullshit

The Phases of Shopping

I recently have returned from a weeklong adventure to my favorite city- New York. I attended the Curve lingerie trade show Monday and Tuesday for work and then had some meetings on Wednesday, but then on Thursday and Friday, I was free to shop! 511 more words



Jensen as a male version of Harley Quinn. I started the art as a joke because I loved Margot Robbie’s “Daddy’s Little Monster” T-shirt in the Suicide Squad trailer, but it turned out better than expected so I finished the artwork this morning.

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