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The Misadventures of Online Dating

Collection 1.
I screenshot things that people have actually sent me, mostly boys. the shit i get is really bizarre, sexual, rude, gross and sometimes just plain boring (guys are horrible at keeping up conversations) 73 more words


Part 7: Ok Alize & Ok Jordana

Saturday, January 11th, 2014.

I wake up at like 7am this morning and I’m a little hungover from the night before. The night before when I started drinking a bottle of wine at midnight and finished it right before 1am. 4,103 more words


Part 6: Ok Alize

January 3rd, 2014

It’s been a couple weeks since I had a date. My last encounter with OkJessica left me feeling a bit perturbed and slightly slighted. 5,855 more words


Part 5: Ok Jessica

December 18th, 2013

I’m standing outside of the gastropub they call Plan Check somewhere in West L.A. I don’t recognize the streets here, but I recognize the names. 3,101 more words


How to force yourself to get on Match.com

About a month ago, I opened a match.com account because I thought it would be a good idea to start dating again during the summer while I have a break from school. 1,422 more words

Little Person

Ok Cupid 

I unintentionally joined a dating site and I already feel ashamed about it.

I signed up originally to look at the format first hand, so I made my profile picture Enrico Palazzo (aka Frank Drebin from The Naked Gun) and answered all the questions with “singing the Star Spangled Banner.” 266 more words

The Funnies

A lot 

I couldn’t help myself correcting this one.. Where in the world would the extra “l” come from in “a lot”?!?! I could let “alot” slide, but c’mon now…

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