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Early this morning Dr Gerald Jeerif of Funstible Tech made an unprecedented discovery. 246 more words
1. I am picky.
I am picky in almost everything except for food. When I don’t like something, there’s no way I will ever like it. 2,105 more words
On Thursday I will celebrate my 39th birthday. I say celebrate but that is only on account of the customary phrase; at the moment I certainly am not feeling particularly like celebrating. 548 more words
Blonde woman in short skirt was crossing the street. I was in morning walk with my friends. Cloud full of perfume entered into my nose, woman passed next to me as walking circus. 686 more words
This summer, British television has been reliving the glory days of 1966, when London was swinging and England’s footballers won the World Cup. My own memories of the year are rather less glorious. 2,479 more words
“In my life why do I smile to people I much rather kick in the eye?”- The Smiths
I am an introvert since birth. When the doctor slapped my butt I didn’t react. 445 more words
“The archetype of the spinster is still alive in our unconscious: she has simply morphed into her present incarnation as the woman alone – that is to say, into the stoic, sometimes quietly mournful woman who has missed out on the possibility of finding a partner and carried some shame and guilt about it.” 811 more words
