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I'm not Rockin with Johnny

We all know how I feel about breakfast food, if I had the choice of winning a 500$ million dollar lottery or free breakfast food for 5 years y’already know what time it is!!! 282 more words

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Have a Kindly Xmas

The other day I stumbled across possibly my newest most favourite thing about Christmas. It is an initiative set up with the aim of giving hand-written letters of festive cheer to lonely elderly people this Christmas. 489 more words

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Hey. Old cunts.

Hey, old cunts. Hey, Marea (and Marea). Hey Bruce. Hey Glen and Janeen.

Do you feel that?

That feeble, silly little flutter of fearful bravado as you do your best to stare down the people who you… 1,206 more words

Hatboy's Nuggets Of Crispy-Fried Wisdom

flagrant almond tapioca

katy…katy, can you hear me…katy, granny needs help

katy, i am so scared…katy, it is cold in here…katy, it’s cold and gay

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The Smell of Death

I must be feeling morbid today as I work on compiling poems into book form, poems I’ve written over the years. Here is one that grabbed me a moment ago. 195 more words

An Old Man's Game

Bengay fills the air.

Mangled meniscus, chilled bones.

Ailments won’t stop us.

Poems

OLD PEOPLE YELL AT CLOUD

So are you as fed up as I am with the All Millennial Problems All The Time thing? Millennials get all the media attention – they have debt! 440 more words