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Down There

Disclaimer: Anyone easily offended by harsh reality, should probably not read this blog today. There will be mention of body parts and bodily functions some of which may or may not be related to sexual activity. 436 more words

Does the carpet match the drapes?

The other day I was doing my regular landscaping “down there,” when I noticed something strange: two grey hairs.  Surely this had to be my eyes playing tricks on me.  798 more words

Carpet & Drapes