Before boarding my flight, I was questioned by airport security why I had a light bulb in my left pocket. I said, “Because I have a lamp in my right one.”
4 hours, 30 minutes ago
Even if you fail, make sure you so show up for that shit.
2 days, 2 hours ago
Q: What is a Dungeon Master’s favorite kind of coffee?
A: Fantasy grounds.
2 days, 4 hours ago
”I’m an amateur etymologist and have always wondered why the word ‘apricot’ doesn’t mean ‘after napping on your folding bed’.”
Assiduous: (adj) the tendency to shed fat from one’s derrière before warm weather.
3 days, 1 hour ago
Most times you can’t see a way through, you just hope that there is one.
3 days, 2 hours ago
A Christian Thought for Today
Jesus Christ is not just a source of hope He is our only hope. If we place our hope in anything else it will be found to be false hope and will let us down.
I’ve been watching too much TV. While conversing with my wife, she paused for a moment and I expected a commercial.
3 days, 5 hours ago