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Macaroni Critique: The Donald Trump Combover

If you don’t read this article right now there will be hell toupee. 468 more words

just another work conversation, part 28

me: i don’t think it’s safe that all the copy editors are sitting next to each other today. what if there’s a bomb? the entire rim would be wiped out. 32 more words

Life

Goodbye, Mr. Wonka

Willy Wonka died on Monday, August 29th. Yes, I know his name was Gene Wilder, but stick with me here. For most of us in our mid-forties at this time, Wilder’s portrayal of Roald Dahl’s Willy Wonka, from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, is a significant piece of our childhood. 1,437 more words

Election 2016 Just Got Even Wilder

(Stamford, CT — August 30, 2016) – If you thought Election 2016 was wild up to now, hang on to something, because it’s about to get wilder. 697 more words

Election 2016

Donald Trump Is My Pops, Claims Oompa Loompa

Chocolate Factory City, New Jersey.    An Oompa Loompa named Barton Banger claimed today to be the illegitimate son of Donald Trump.   “Yep.  The Donald is most definitely my Pops,” Mr. 163 more words

Humor

The Great Pants Scare of 2016

i’m putting on my pants. i have done this many times, so i don’t give it much thought.

until.

as i secure my belt, i feel something in my left pants leg. 336 more words

Life

True Confession: I Voted for Ross Perot

Back in 1992 when faced with a choice [?] between “The Return of Bush I” and “Slick Willie from Arkansas,” I opted to cast my vote for neither. 776 more words