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Oompa Loompas and the Sad State of the Music Industry

Making their debut decades ago, their damage has lasted through the years…

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory has been adored by families for decades. With its original storytelling and colorful characters, people have fallen in love and never forgotten it. 370 more words


and don't get me started on his converse all-star band

Hello, fellow conspiracy theorists. I’m sure we’re all a bit shocked by the sudden demise of Chuck Berry, inventor of those simple basketball shoes with the little round logo. 393 more words


living with an artist, part 14

It’s late. I’m hungry. I want a Little Something. And there’s a cupcake in the fridge. Except it’s not a cupcake. It’s a still life subject. 153 more words



My own sewing plans got a little derailed this week, as I had promised to help with costumes for the Middle School play, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.   155 more words

Politics and Little Green Men

If you were to encounter a little green man, why on earth would you  assume he was an alien from another planet? For all you know he could be Oompa Loompa who accidentally fell into a vat of lime Jell-O; I’m sure that’s a definite job hazard in the candy and dessert industry.   140 more words

talk like a pirate yin/yang

yin: i find myself at the home depot, not even having realized i was lost. mo is buying spray paint to support her habit, so i’m wandering aimlessly. 105 more words