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Death by Chocolate - A Willy Wonka Fan Fiction - Chapter 10 - Float On

*This is part of an ongoing series released every Friday. To read what came before or after this section, click the book cover to your left. 541 more words

Novel Writing

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

It’s Friday night, readers!

I’ve been re-watching the Gilmore Girls series for the past few weeks and thoroughly enjoying myself, to be perfectly honest. It’s funny. 318 more words

Friday

Death by Chocolate: A Willy Wonka Fan Fiction - Chapter 3 - Lumpy Fudge

“Fudge!” she exclaimed. “Oh, I LOVE fudge.”  Mrs.  Gloop danced across the room and saddled up next to Mr. Wonka who was plucking a piece of milk chocolate fudge off of a rattling, speedy conveyor belt. 901 more words

Novel Writing

Tiny Donald Trump Clones Invade Chicago Candy Factory

Trump City, Illinois.   A group of half-sized Donald Trump clones, known scientifically as “Trump-ettes” invaded and took over a Chicago candy factory today.   “We’re doing this to ensure every piece of candy made in this factory goes directly into the mouths of white children whose parents make over seven figures a year,” the Trump-ettes shouted as they bodily removed every worker from the plant.   53 more words

Religious And Political Satire, And Other Irreverent Humor

Real life Barbie… part 7…

Okay… I must admit that this one wasn’t my idea… it was suggested to me… but I think there might be a market for this Barbie-Loompa doll… maybe… because life is like a box of chocolate-making mutants…

Humor

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory by Roald Dahl

Summary: This is a story familiar to many. Ingenuitive, and slightly wonky, chocolatier Willy Wonka has just released five golden tickets throughout the world. These golden tickets will allow entry to his factory for five lucky children, for one day only, and also guarantee them a lifetime supply of chocolate! 543 more words

Book Review

emily dickinson's fly

i’m on the w.b. ray high school track. 6 mile hm pace run. miles is miles. it’s just another run, with one exception. or two. or four. 509 more words

Life