It’s Friday night, readers!
I’ve been re-watching the Gilmore Girls series for the past few weeks and thoroughly enjoying myself, to be perfectly honest. It’s funny. 318 more words
“Fudge!” she exclaimed. “Oh, I LOVE fudge.” Mrs. Gloop danced across the room and saddled up next to Mr. Wonka who was plucking a piece of milk chocolate fudge off of a rattling, speedy conveyor belt. 901 more words
Trump City, Illinois. A group of half-sized Donald Trump clones, known scientifically as “Trump-ettes” invaded and took over a Chicago candy factory today. “We’re doing this to ensure every piece of candy made in this factory goes directly into the mouths of white children whose parents make over seven figures a year,” the Trump-ettes shouted as they bodily removed every worker from the plant. 53 more words
Summary: This is a story familiar to many. Ingenuitive, and slightly wonky, chocolatier Willy Wonka has just released five golden tickets throughout the world. These golden tickets will allow entry to his factory for five lucky children, for one day only, and also guarantee them a lifetime supply of chocolate! 543 more words