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the day i realized i will not live to be 100

I have long suspected I will not live to be 100. As a former ultra guy, there is a certain appeal to that number, the holy grail of long runs. 555 more words

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the sherwood leafblower massacre. based on a true story.

It was a dark and stormy night. Skipper (in red) had persuaded Carolyn (in the ASU cap) to drive out to Sherwood. “Great courthouse,” he said. 294 more words

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if you finish, you urn a medal

I’m not the most marketing-savvy person around, but I’m not so sure about this choice of sponsors.

On the other hand, I suppose it’s a good incentive to run. 20 more words

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actually, i prefer pie. thanks.

This is EXACTLY how i’ve always thought of myself. Validation from the medical community is jut the icing on the cake.

Now i want cake. Please don’t tell the medical community.

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actually, i prefer pie. thanks.

This is EXACTLY how i’ve always thought of myself. Validation from the medical community is jut the icing on the cake.

Now i want cake. Please don’t tell the medical community.

Life

but not mint chocolate chip. that's just wrong.

“Without ice cream, there would be darkness and chaos,” the prophet Don Kardong once said.

I think about that a lot. With all the running advice in the world — high mileage, low mileage, intensity, best time of day, mayo on pizza, cross-training vs. 196 more words

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just another morning conversation, part 71

mo: When we started out as a couple, you always made the coffee.

me: That was only to get you to sleep with me.

note to self: don’t talk in the morning till after you’ve had coffee.

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