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MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (2002)

Goofy sidekicks are something of a divisive bunch. You tend to either love them or hate them, with no in-between. 531 more words

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Episode 028 - The Defection

In which no one does anything for ages, and even when they do something, it’s boring.

In the Palace courtyard, we find Orko demonstrating some magic tricks which actually go correctly, thus depriving me of the opportunity to include anything in the Egg in your face category. 815 more words

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KELLAN LUTZ UP FOR A ROLE IN McG'S MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE

BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL…… IIIIIIIIII HAVE THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn, that feels good.

Today, ‘Twilight’ actor Kellan Lutz, sent out this somewhat cryptic tweet…

Hey…

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Episode 027 - The Return of Orko's Uncle

In which I start to lose the will to live.

Oh, thanks, God. As if the EU Referendum results weren’t devastating enough, I now have to deal with Orko’s stupid uncle again.  757 more words

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Episode 023 - Orko's Favourite Uncle

In which Orko and his uncle make my blood boil.

Good evening. You may be interested to know that WordPress tells me which countries are reading these reviews, and I can here report that there have been readers from 26 different countries so far. 883 more words

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Episode 020 - Dawn of Dragoon

In which we learn that Orko comes from a planet where the trees have a very unusual shape.

We find Adam, Man-at-Arms, Teela and Orko in the laboratory of the Palace, where Orko is reminiscing about how back on Trolla, he was a powerful sorcerer known as Orko the Great. 951 more words

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Episode 018 - Creatures From the Tar Swamp

In which Skeletor takes some dinosaurs to lunch at the Palace.

At the Palace, Adam’s haughty cousin Edwina arrives for a visit. One of Edwina’s first lines carries more than a whiff of incest, giving the impression if the camera wasn’t on her, she’d be jumping Adam’s bones right there in the courtyard. 853 more words

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