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A Night Under the (Hollywood) Stars

THIS REVIEW CONTAINS SPOILERS. (Just so you know.)

Don’t get me wrong; I know that I am about eight hundred months late to the La La Land… 480 more words

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How To Win Your Oscar Pool: Part I

Listen, I realize in the grand scheme of things, watching movies fares just a tad lower than say… the inevitably of you and everyone you’ve ever loved being incinerated to a gelatinous pile of goo in the impending nuclear holocaust. 1,094 more words

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How To Win Your Oscar Pool: Part II

There are 62 films nominated for an Oscar this year.

This post contains 30 of those nominees.

You have *maybe* heard of 2 or 3 of them.  963 more words

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How To Win Your Oscar Pool: Part III

Here we are at the bathroom break awards, because those damn shorts and (shudder) foreign language bullshit snuck up on you, and at that point you were way too comfortable on the couch to move and obviously too busy scrolling through your Facebook feed to realize it’s now 6 hours into the show and we’re still only halfway there. 566 more words

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How To Win Your Oscar Pool: Part IV

Congratulations!
You’ve made it to the part where we discuss 5 of the 6 categories that you “normal” people that don’t spend 2-3 days a week in a movie theater actually pretend to give a shit about. 636 more words

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How To Win Your Oscar Pool: Part V

There were over 1,000 movies released last year.

62 were nominated for an Academy Award.

You essentially only had to see these 9.

But congrats on having a life, or whatever… 484 more words

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Oscar Predictions 2017: Winners

OK, so I totally ran out of time, so let’s just cut to the chase. Here are my predicted winners and the ones that I wish would win. 366 more words

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