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Pillow Fight

“You stole my pillow!”.

“I did not steal your pillow”

I may have stolen my girlfriend’s pillow.

Now we’re a loving couple, so we share most things. 328 more words

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Can't Shop, Won't Shop

When I was 16 one of my friends said she’d take me clothes shopping and make me cool. While I knew that it would take more than some new threads (which is how I understand young people refer to clothes) to make me cool, I agreed. 659 more words

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#678 "Am I the next Bill Cosby?" No, thankfully. You're just really sexist.

The “Am I the Next Bill Cosby?” subject line was the Letter Writer’s own word choice, if that helps you decide whether to keep reading. 2,856 more words

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The Evil of Broccoli and How You Can Fight It

Broccoli is evil.

Given half a chance, the “humble” broccoli would kill all life on planet Earth. And we humans are the only force standing between it and victory. 260 more words

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It's Like a Party in My House, and Everyone's Invited

As a younger man I used to have many a house party. Of course I use “man” here in the loosest sense of the word. 532 more words

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#670: Dudes who "just don't form emotional attachments."

Hello Captain!

Here’s a few things about me to help you understand my story. I am 23, a virgin, and have never had a romantic relationship with a man besides a date. 1,595 more words

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#664, #665, #666, and #667: Four Questions From People Who Are Basically Fine

The Goat Lady, who sorts my inbox, kindly created a tag called “low intensity” for questions such as these.

Dear Captain,

I am in a fairly recent relationship with a wonderful man I’ve been infatuated with for years (…on and off – we weren’t Firthing!). 2,611 more words

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