Broccoli is evil.
Given half a chance, the “humble” broccoli would kill all life on planet Earth. And we humans are the only force standing between it and victory. 260 more words
As a younger man I used to have many a house party. Of course I use “man” here in the loosest sense of the word. 532 more words
Here’s a few things about me to help you understand my story. I am 23, a virgin, and have never had a romantic relationship with a man besides a date. 1,595 more words
The Goat Lady, who sorts my inbox, kindly created a tag called “low intensity” for questions such as these.
I am in a fairly recent relationship with a wonderful man I’ve been infatuated with for years (…on and off – we weren’t Firthing!). 2,611 more words