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Dear Diary: Special Lady Salmonella

Dear diary,

My life is awesome. Well, until I got stood up last evening. The nerve on some of these women. I had an evening all planned out. 292 more words


Potty Princess Panty Party!

Potty training. I had been dreading that parenting right of passage for quite some time. But once My Girl announced, “I don’t want to wear diapers,” I had to listen. 173 more words

Babies & Mommas

Jerry-Rigged (Not to be confused with Big Rig, the Friend)

FOUR FORTY-FIVE am: Get up. Dress, piss, eat. Yada yada yada (in George’s voice, because if Johnny was a Seinfeld character, he’d be George ). 1,147 more words