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How do you know whether to use “which” or “that”?
“Which” and “that” are known as relative pronouns because they are like cousins, the kind of cousins who look nothing alike but both do this creepy hand-rubbing thing, which makes you go, “Oh, now I see it, but please get away from me.” 732 more words



I must run! Make haste!

I wake up and quickly realize that I have only 42.56 seconds to make it to the potty or there will be hell to pay. 256 more words

Story Time

Interior Design...the Bixby Way!

Although I have many talents in life (fitness, running, acting, singing, dancing, and blogging), I’ve always felt that I missed my calling by not becoming an interior designer. 365 more words

A Commentary on the Homeric Batrakhomuomakhia, Part 15: Lines 198-225

This is the fifteenth installment of our commentary on the Homeric “Battle of Frogs and Mice”.

198 πάντες δ’ αὖτ’ εἰσῆλθον ἀολλέες εἰς ἕνα χῶρον. 1,670 more words


The Real Reason, #10: The Loma Prieta Earthquake in Los Angeles

No kidding. It could happen. ‘Specially in the barrio, man–all that bass, the noise. Just ask Cheech Marin, man…