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DC News Brief: Successful Dance Ends Weirdly

DYSTOPIA–The broken hearts dance sponsored by Dystopians for Jesus to mark the conjunction of Valentine’s Day and Ash Wednesday was a big success, according to the club’s president, Trig Ryder. 155 more words

Satellite Model Crashes, Burns, Injures Students

DYSTOPIA–Several Dystopia College students were injured this afternoon when a model satellite crashed and burst into flames on Hades Quadrangle during an intramural disc-golf tournament. 580 more words

"Entrench the Bastards," Speaker Tells Faculty

DYSTOPIA—“It is not enough just to tag students with color-coded ear tabs and shove them into RUTS,” a higher-education expert told the Dystopia College faculty today. 518 more words

No Chill: Black Panther Takes Over Jaden Smith's Bars In 'Icon' Mashup

Black Panther weekend is already off to a great start with celebrity freestyles and fashion killers taking center stage.

Someone at Nerdist.com was so hype, they decided to ask what if Black Panther took over the “Icon” status from  21 more words


What Happens When a Huddersfield Fan Writes a Book About Leeds United - by Rob Atkinson

As any avid reader will know, it’s frequently the second or subsequent reading of a book that gives you a real insight into what it’s all about. 1,090 more words


They Secretly Replaced All My Blood With Coffee

Hi! How are you today? Have you lost weight? You look fantastic! I’ve been writing a lot of morose poetry lately, so today I thought I’d try something different. 832 more words