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Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl: Part Two

Shitland, Ohio.  Hello to all my fans! This is Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo, formerly know as Pope Benedict XVI.  I’ve noticed many of you have shown an interest in me and my decision to convert to Islam so that I could wed the love of my life, a 12-year-old girl-child whose name embarrassingly alludes me at the moment. 259 more words

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Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl

Unbelievableville, New Jersey.  News out of the Middle East today is that former Pope, Benedict, has converted to Islam in order to wed a 12-year-old girl he first saw while on vacation in Orlando this past winter. 188 more words

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Vatican Admits Priests Rape Children Because It Feels Good

Vatican City, Rome.  Vatican spokesman, Cardinal Bob Onboidick, said today that priests not only rape children because it feels good, but because they know they can almost always get away with it. 308 more words

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Jesus Offers Solution To Pedophile Rapist Priest Problem

Jesus, that wacky, hard to reach all-caring god, offered his solution today to the problem of pedophile rapist priests in the Catholic Church. “Look,” Jesus said,” let’s get one thing straight first: no one’s perfect. 302 more words

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The Seventeenth Post in the "Oh My Achin' Head" Series: Demoted Catholic Cardinal Blames “Feminized” Church for Pedophile Clergy…and Altar Girls for Shortage of Priests

By Elaine Magliaro

David Gibson of National Catholic Reporter reported earlier this week that Cardinal Raymond Burke, “who was recently demoted from the Vatican’s highest court to a ceremonial philanthropic post,” has been “roiling the waters once again.” This time the controversial conservative cardinal—one of Pope Francis’s harshest critics—is arguing that the Catholic Church has become too “feminized.” 865 more words

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