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Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl: Part Two

Shitland, Ohio.  Hello to all my fans! This is Sheikh Allah BaBa BooBoo, formerly know as Pope Benedict XVI.  I’ve noticed many of you have shown an interest in me and my decision to convert to Islam so that I could wed the love of my life, a 12-year-old girl-child whose name embarrassingly alludes me at the moment. 259 more words

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Former Pope, Benedict, Converts To Islam To Wed 12 Year Old Girl

Unbelievableville, New Jersey.  News out of the Middle East today is that former Pope, Benedict, has converted to Islam in order to wed a 12-year-old girl he first saw while on vacation in Orlando this past winter. 188 more words

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Vatican Admits Priests Rape Children Because It Feels Good

Vatican City, Rome.  Vatican spokesman, Cardinal Bob Onboidick, said today that priests not only rape children because it feels good, but because they know they can almost always get away with it. 308 more words

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