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Nigel Farage found Stabbed to Death with a Pencil

UKIP leader Nigel Farage has been found stabbed to death in a pub, a pint in one hand and his penis in the other.

The offensive weapon, other than his penis, was a polling booth pencil. 235 more words

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Britain votes to put its dick in a blender

Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.

The much publicised referendum gave the public a simple choice of whether to remain with its genitals intact or whether its genitals should actually leave, preferably with the assistance of some sort of electric kitchen device. 205 more words

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Cover Art: Smokey at My Backdoor

This is one of my favorite covers. It’s just so shiny and vibrant! Of course, most of that is due to the stock photo of┬áthe semi, which is awesome. 173 more words

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Standing up, rigid.

Glorious shaft to admire

Penetrate me now!

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23 Men Share Exactly How They Feel When A Woman Openly Says She Needs A Big Penis

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Free country. I’m allowed to say “no fat chicks”.

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It’s no different from a guy saying he only wants a woman with big tits.

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What it Feels like to Give a Blowjob

First of all, it is sort of weird. Your dick is something you guys pee from and we have to put it in our mouth, a place we eat from. 415 more words

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