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Farm Justice #3

Ladies and Gentlemen please sit back and relax as we take the journey down the old dirt road of farm justice. That’s right, here are the fifth and sixth way of dealing with that asshole in your life. 392 more words

Oh I can't wait to travel now. To be back in Vienna again looking down into the Gurtel

Oh I can’t wait to travel now. To be back in Vienna again looking down into the Gurtel, to be back in Munich Rechthaler Hof preparing for Schillerstrasse and Sexyland kabins later. 68 more words

Sex, Love, and the Feelings In Between

Romance isn’t what it used to be.

Or maybe it is. How would I know? I’m 21. But it definitely wasn’t what I imagined it would be when I was a kid. 1,084 more words

Life

Penisillin

There once was a house of sex on a forked road
Ran by Madame X, who looked like a toad.
One day curious Ranger Rick decided to visit… 19 more words

Writing

Earplug Adventures: Stepladder to the Stars (episode 20)

The thought of an Anton Twerp exhibit would have receded to the rear of Billie Brownstain’s brain and eventually become lost in the maze of connecting tissues inside her silicone skull, but soon the blue female end cap stumbled upon another sign… 276 more words

Digital Photography

This Is How I Like It

He enters my bedroom late at night. I’m on the edge of the bed on my knees dressed in a short red and black plaid skirt with no panties underneath. 635 more words

Jesus Had a Penis

Jonathan and I recently saw “Spotlight,” the film about how the Boston Globe exposed the cover-up of clergy sexual abuse in the Archdiocese of Boston. It is a magnificently done film, a strong reminder of the absolute necessity of a free and responsible press, and a powerful indictment of secrecy in church and society. 1,087 more words

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