Andy Jacobs is pictured here with his arm around a burly man. Is this one of the men mentioned in the story below?
Years ago someone posted a link to a story in the Onion. 414 more words
BY Barak the Magik Seakow
Have you ever been such an excessively horny burlap sack full of flaming dog turds that, rather than actually stepping outside and talking to a person of the opposite sex who you intend to bang, you’ve opted for a next-dimensional porn experience? 357 more words
The synonyms for penis in fiction can get very… colourful (I recommend clicking this link for a giggle).
At times use of a specific synonym for the todger is beneficial such as an insult (Knob), boasting (Third leg), humorous (Willy) or historical context (John Thomas). 432 more words
After the upcoming death of my uncle this week was looking grim, and then I read a news article about a 50-year old Honduran guy got his cock stuck in a soda bottle because he was horny and didn’t have anything else nearby with small enough hole for him to pleasure himself with. 69 more words