UKIP leader Nigel Farage has been found stabbed to death in a pub, a pint in one hand and his penis in the other.
The offensive weapon, other than his penis, was a polling booth pencil. 235 more words
Britain has voted to put it’s own penis in a food processor and turn it on in order to make Britain great again.
The much publicised referendum gave the public a simple choice of whether to remain with its genitals intact or whether its genitals should actually leave, preferably with the assistance of some sort of electric kitchen device. 205 more words