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The other Australians

So it was pretty obvious the Animator only wanted sex at this stage so I distanced myself and told him to let me know when he had more time on his hands. 2,917 more words

Anonymous

Missing!

My penis had vanished

So I went to the police station

to fill out a missing penis report.

The desk sergeant asked me if I… 149 more words

Creative Writing

25 Times The Bathroom Can Actually Be Quite an Entertaining Place

Despite warnings and signs urging people not to doodle on walls and vandalizing toilet doors with drawings and messages, no one listens at all. But set that aside, and we’ve actually got a place that’s quite entertaining to say the least. 15 more words

Bizarre

In an apparent suicide attempt, a 67-year-old man, Usmanu Umaru, has used a sharp knife to cut his penis while alone in his room. The bizarre incident took place at Kofar Dindi neighborhood in Birnin Kebbi on Saturday evening. 144 more words

Man Claims His 19-Inch Penis Is Ruining His Life

You read that title right, this man is claiming his huge penis is ruining his life.

He says women are terrified of it, and he can’t work. 30 more words

Features

45- year- old teacher , Akintobi Kayode , who allegedly put his sexual organ into the anus of a 14 -year -old deaf and dumb boy, was on Tuesday hauled up before an Ikeja Magistrates ’ Court. 137 more words