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Men Who Don't Jizz Pizza (Or At Least Money).

There aren’t a lot of things “men” can do, but what they should be able to is jizz pizza. Especially when handling their own ability to cum as opposed to┬áconcerning themselves with yours. 140 more words

Homeless Monsters Tournament of Hotties: British Hunks Round Two

Welcome back to the tournament! Apologies for the delay, but I am a deeply lazy person. Luckily if there’s anything that can spur me back to productivity, it’s the prospect of doing intensive google image searches of “ sexy” — although this time around the results were… well, we’ll get to that. 502 more words

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(Reversible) Male Birth Control Could Be Available in 2018

Whoa! Scientists recently made a discovery that puts us nearer to a male birth control method. And said method might even be available by 2018! 210 more words

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Penises, Pot and Princess Diana: Inside Prince William and Kate Middleton's India and Bhutan Trip

Prince William and Kate Middleton’s trip to Asia is guaranteed to be memorable for myriad reasons, they’ll be spending time with elephants, staying in hotel suites adorned with gold, and… 10 more words

Thought Of The Day. April 11, 2016

Instead of posting status updates on Facebook, I am now posting each apothegm, thought, observation, and witticism, here, as a Thought Of The Day.
Status updates on Facebook disappear into the ether and cannot be relocated by readers. 345 more words

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Glykonalia 2016: Snake Discourse

Everybody wants to talk about snakes. Nobody wants to talk about penises.

No, wait.

Nobody wants to talk about snakes. Everybody wants to talk about penises. 272 more words

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Khloe Kardashian Claims To Have Never Seen A White Man's Eggplant Emoji

Pauly Shore appeared on this week’s episode of Kocktails with Khloe!, Khloe Kardashian’s FYI network round-table style chat show where she invites guests to let loose their inhibitions while throwing back drinks like Kosmopolitans, Kaipirinhas and Kuba Libres, probably. 209 more words

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