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Dick pics - the scourge of our time

I am an occasional recipient of a big, juicy cock. Veiny, purple, erect usually, and disembodied from the owner. I have never requested these, and they all belong to men I have never met. 1,758 more words

Sex & Relationships

Python Brain

Brain:  Always look on the bright side of life…..

Me: Yawn, what

Brain: Always look on the bright side of life…..

Me: Huh

Brain: Happy International Monty Python Day… 355 more words

Obvious

If the shape of your nipples
is discernible through your shirt
and you are female
you may be called to the principal’s office
made to feel ashamed and humiliated… 299 more words

Julie Ayers