The first time a male exposed himself to me I was five years old, and it was below the lunch table in our kindergarten class. Hey, look, he said and there was a tiny five year-old dick, right out in the open, lolling around in its owners grasp. 1,312 more words
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In times likes these where everyone is so politically divided, one thing that can always be relied on to unite people of all ages, race, and gender is dick humor. 275 more words
1. Uncircumcised guys are like nasty sausages ready to pop out.
“Dude, uncircumcised guys are like nasty sausages ready to pop out. Circumcision all the way.” 4,613 more words