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25 Things You Can Do With An Erect Penis Besides Hanging A Towel On It

1. “Walk sideways at the supermarket and knock all the soups off the shelf.”

2. “Pretend you’re flying a fighter jet.”

3. “I like to yell ‘pull the lever, Kronk!’ Then grasp it firmly and pull it like a lever.” 481 more words

Why Penises Are The Main Cause of Car Accidents

Fox News – The driver of a pickup truck that crossed the center line and crashed into a church minibus in Texas told a witness that he had been texting while driving.  270 more words

Satire/Personal Stories

Nicolas Winding Refn's Bronson & Drive

Podcast episode 4 is live!

John Plays the Piano on iTunes

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Jude, Curtis, and Paul are joined by three new guests, Aimee, Katelyn, and Nick, to discuss Nicolas Winding Refn’s 2008 film Bronson and 2011 film Drive. 43 more words

Film

No Conan Dicks For You, Xbox One

(Source: kotaku.com)

Make that, no dongs at all. Conan Exile’s Xbox One release will be sausage free, it seems.

The game’s early access Windows release has a… 206 more words

Technology

Michael Fassenbender's Penis

He swings with the best of em

Except for Harvey

That one’s real

And yet it looks a little too glossy

And not quite right for a such European male… 156 more words

Art

Men’s Myths About Sex

Men’s Myths About Sex

Who can explode a myth about sex better than Kiev escort professionals? They know so much about sex that can write sex encyclopedia. 197 more words

Ben Stiller And The 'Workaholics' Dudes Have A Severed Penis Comedy Earmarked For Netflix

The saga of a severed dong and the quest to reattach said dong was enough to spark a bidding war with Netflix declaring “I WANT THAT!” Thanks, … 208 more words

TV