It’s been 2 weeks since my world has changed with the birth of my little baby boy. Since we’ve been home, there’s been a lot of adjustment and reintroduction to “newborn” mode. 1,261 more words
2 days, 2 hours ago
AVERAGE FOOD BLOG
Say what you like about monkey nuts – they are he tastiest part of the monkey.
But seriously folks…
Monkey nuts are the monkey’s nuts. My mum continues to ban them in her house, on the grounds that they produce an inordinate amount of mess. 239 more words
1 month, 3 weeks ago
My post partum body is slowly getting back to normal (?). I question this as I don’t even know what normal is anymore after fertility treatments, laparoscopy surgery and deliverying a 9lb baby. 616 more words
3 months, 2 weeks ago
Wyatt is 6 weeks old. My oh my! How the time flies!
You spend so many years wishing and wanting for this baby. Once they are here, you blink and they are already so big compared to when you first laid eyes on them. 763 more words
5 months, 3 weeks ago
“If you are a real painslut, you will be spoiled rotten tonight.”
I had made it very clear to Portia that the members of my depraved little circle were committed to the darker ways of BDSM. 4,257 more words
6 months, 1 week ago
Magical Baby Moments
Starting around 34 weeks, try massaging your perineum. Daily perineal massage may increase the area’s ability to stretch, leading to less need for an episiotomy and fewer natural tears. 232 more words
6 months, 2 weeks ago
Wyatt is 2 weeks and 2 days old. Seriously, how have 2 weeks gone by already?
Initially, I thought he looked a lot like me. Since I got a copy of his Dad’s baby photo, I’m beginning to think he looks a lot more like him. 941 more words