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Nola Jane Is A Beast

These are dark days in the Beast’s dojo.  Not quite this dark, but dark all the same.

Thus, in an effort to jolt themselves from the somber doldrums of a lost second-round playoff series to the dreadful and unworthy Orlando Magic, the Beast Lair has generously offered up a free T-shirt to anyone who, well…it’s not entirely clear.  354 more words


Thursday Morning Giraffiller

Lucy the Dog has been mad busy lately, but watch these two giraffes beast shit out to get your ass ubuntued up for Game 6 tonight.  Dwight’s a bitch.


An Open Letter to Kevin Garnett

Dear Kevin Garnett:

I may have a slight man crush on you.

I remember your first SI cover, in 1995, right before you were drafted out of Farragut High.  843 more words


Perk is a Beast is a Juggernaut

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Have you ever wanted to see the crazed rantings of an unbalanced fanatic on basic cable television?

If you answered yes, you’re in luck. 71 more words

Perk Is A Beast

Have A Good Cry and Beast L.A.

We interrupt this hiatus to pour a cold one for Tim Russert

The heart breaks on so many levels.  But I’m buoyed by the thought of him joining my grandfather in the great unknown.   124 more words


Basketball Dirty Water: Game One

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We’re more baseball than basketball over here, but please take a minute to catch up with Perk is a Beast on the occasion of the Celtics’ game one victory last night. 48 more words