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Nevaeh and Legna?! / Dragon fish! / Run, Emperor, or you'll be well-done!

Chinese Eric tried calling me at 11 PM last night, and then emailed me at 9:20 AM to ask if he could come over on Saturday to watch the Canucks play the Leafs at 4. 123 more words

Phone Calls

i can barely say.

At the stroke of midnight on New Year’s Eve, I got kissed by an Albanian stranger while pushed up against a speaker that pulsed the bass through my veins. 1,045 more words


Stupidity at its Finest

Imagine this: So you call into a company, complaining about something and they ask for your information. You provide a very common word, such as Innovate as your company name. 120 more words


39 - I want it and I want it now, just like you

39 days into the year that the street becomes a road, the avenue becomes a Boulevard, the expressway becomes a highway. Busy. Busy is good. This is where lots of businesses fail. 371 more words

Life Blogging


write off


clumps of hairballs

the grease-string of champs

the phone calls,

the wing-in,

the bone

fried goodness

whether Parmesan or Hawaiian

the finicky jump from… 98 more words


One Way (One-Way?) Poop! / Staying home to fart! / Farting as a missed call!

One Way Poop! / One-Way Poop! Nice POOP stop sign placement!

Sometimes I don’t WANT to go out on a Friday night. I just want to stay home and fart. 18 more words

Phone Calls

Robot Voice Designed To Annoy Telemarketers

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TEXAS (CBSNEWS.COM) – We’ve all been there — usually right at dinner time, the phone rings and you pick up only to find out that you have now been roped into an unwanted conversation with a telemarketer. 164 more words