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I phoned it in,


After having some gin,
   And now if I could find some tonic-
   It’s not quite a sin,
To have tried to have been, 10 more words
Poetry

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Muled

Hello?
Hello, it’s me.
Oh, hi.
I won’t be in today.
‘Kay. Why?
Why what?
Why aren’t you coming in?
It’s just a conference call.
Bye, then.

Poetry