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Time to Obtain Superpowers!

Dear Daughter

Sorry for my absence, but I was gone seeing if Krypton had somehow reassembled itself so we could have a home to go back to. 78 more words

Being Pain Free!

Hey Kiddo

Here’s a pathetic one, Life is Great when you’re pain free! Sadly as you get older those days seem less frequent. So, I suggest that you enjoy and appreciate the most boring days of your life, if for no other reason then it was a pain free day.  30 more words

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Hot Showers on a Cold Day!

Dear Daughter

I’m still alive and I know finals are on their way, so I hope you are also still amongst the living and not part of the living that envy the dead. 208 more words

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Snowman - Make Yourself a Friend!

Dear Daughter

First, what the heck happened yesterday? No post from me and no one called to ask if I was dead? Well, I’m very much alive, but was so very tired. 153 more words

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Your Daughter will Forgive You?

Dear Daughter

Your Dad sucks! I told you I’d call you back last night and I failed miserably. I’d understand if it was you that sprayed painted this on the wall of some random building I found on the internet. 100 more words

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Regret! Deep, Deep Regret!

Dear Daughter

Some people call today Black Friday for going out shopping, I call it the Day of Deep Regret . This is the best and worst kind of regret, the self imposed kind. 188 more words

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Got you Home for Thanksgiving

Dear Daughter

Great to have you home for Thanksgving and I look forward to all the regret we will all experience after we over eat and have a huge mess of dishes that need cleaning. 24 more words

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