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The 12 things I learned the first 12 months of my baby's life

  1. No matter how many times you check to make sure your baby is still breathing while he’s sleeping, you will still need to check one more time.
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Brain Fog

I’m seriously starting to question whether the meds are worth it.

Sure, my moods are more stable – I’m not breaking down into tears all the time or having frustration-induced panic attacks. 186 more words

76ers Phoning-It-In Bill a Record High

Few people expected the Philadelphia 76ers to compete this season. Those who did also want a smart, funny, intelligent, hard-working, dedicated, family man to sweep them off their feet. 174 more words

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Figuring Out How To Jump

Good morning, Brie. It’s Monday.

I’ve spent far too much time napping recently. When I awake from a nap, I tend to feel as though I threw away those hours, as though I didn’t gain any rest, as though I could sleep another day, and as though I wasn’t missed; I have so little of importance to attend to that checking out for a few hours while the world turns around me is insignificant. 306 more words

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