Ugh, what a week. Here, entertain yourselves with some of the best show not on television.
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- No matter how many times you check to make sure your baby is still breathing while he’s sleeping, you will still need to check one more time. 427 more words
Good morning, Brie. It’s Monday.
I’ve spent far too much time napping recently. When I awake from a nap, I tend to feel as though I threw away those hours, as though I didn’t gain any rest, as though I could sleep another day, and as though I wasn’t missed; I have so little of importance to attend to that checking out for a few hours while the world turns around me is insignificant. 306 more words
“Just – look, don’t say L-E-A-V-E-S again, alright?” Creepy said. “Over.”
“This is among the most bizarre and unnecessarily specific phenomena we have ever had in our living room,” I said, stepping towards the trees and eyeing them carefully. 1,029 more words