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“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller

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Quote 3/13/15

Happy TGIF!!! WEEKEND IS HERE!!!!

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

-Phyllis Diller

A Quote A Day

Silly Poem #161

My wife fell in the river and drowned,

Oh my poor, poor honey!

I rushed straight to the bank but she,

Had already withdrawn the money! 7 more words

Baldy

Comedy and Fashion: Why Can't They Get Along?

At a recent stand-up show in the Lower East Side, a comedian delivered his middling jokes to smatterings of laughter. His set was fine, but the thing that really set this performer apart wasn’t his material. 1,683 more words

Phyllis Dillerisms:

Passing on some thoughts sent to remind me how another year has past and the need to keep a sense of humour:

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. 373 more words

Humour

HUMILITY IS MY GREATEST VIRTUE

It really matters that great poems get written, and it doesn’t matter a damn who writes them. –Ezra Pound

I was going to write a great poem today, but Feb. 286 more words

Humor

Insults By Jews As Works Of Art

This summer I visited Philadelphia’s National Museum of American Jewish History.  Some of the floors were devoted to a single theme.  For example, there was a floor devoted to “Chasing Dreams,” which celebrated baseball and the many fans, players, and characters from minority groups who helped shape our American story.  1,296 more words

Insults