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For car enthusiasts who have daughters…………

The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.” 928 more words

Smile, it doesn’t cost money,

line those beautiful lips,
with that curve that sets a crooked life,
on pleasant lines,

a smile gives you the confidence you need, 7 more words


“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
-Phyllis Diller

Daily Quote

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller http://ift.tt/1PPr5w1

Phyllis Diller

There’s so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. – Phyllis Diller http://ift.tt/1RfvGNp

Phyllis Diller

I asked the waiter, ‘Is this milk fresh?’ He said, ‘Lady, three hours ago it was grass.’ – Phyllis Diller http://dlvr.it/Km0FxZ