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Sunday's Saying

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” Phyllis Diller

New York City

Phyllis Diller impersonator

We had a Phyllis Diller impersonator crash one of our parties once. No idea who was. He got super stoned and stopped impersonating Phyllis Diller and was just a guy in a frumpy dress and boa staring into space. 498 more words



For car enthusiasts who have daughters…………

The daughter asks her Dad, “Dad there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.” 928 more words

Smile, it doesn’t cost money,

line those beautiful lips,
with that curve that sets a crooked life,
on pleasant lines,

a smile gives you the confidence you need, 7 more words


“A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
-Phyllis Diller

Daily Quote

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. – Phyllis Diller http://ift.tt/1PPr5w1

Phyllis Diller